by Wyong Pedophiles Assocciation November 20, 2022

the amazing part of the color guard who spins rifles and sabres and works their butts off while the flag line whines
by sdhsguardgirl October 6, 2008

by Br0m February 17, 2008

Someone who studies for AP Exams or does any school while hitting the gym especially after benching 160
Bob: Look at John he just benched 160 and then used his break to study for his AP exam
Rob: holy fuck he’s an academic weapon
Rob: holy fuck he’s an academic weapon
by AcademicWeapoj123 April 29, 2023

by Nagem August 30, 2004

When a person acts like they have no idea how to do something even though they definitely do. They do this so that later on they can act like they're the master at either to impress someone or get praise. Also known as strategic incompetence
"I don't know how to do that, you do it"
"Stop lying, everyone knows how to change a tire, weaponized incompetence is why you have no girlfriend"
"Fine, (murmurs cartoon profanities)"
"Stop lying, everyone knows how to change a tire, weaponized incompetence is why you have no girlfriend"
"Fine, (murmurs cartoon profanities)"
by HumongousBazongas AvadaKedavra December 21, 2021

A special type of gun from Borderlands which will undoubtedly become synonymous with "n00b cannon". What makes them so nooby is that they have unlimited ammo, and they have great stats.
Guy playing borderlands multiplayer, looking over his various guns.
Gets shot repeatedly, sees gun: "Stupid noob using Eridian weapon unlimited ammo gun!"
Noob gets shot in back. "Yeah man, use real gun like Boomstick or Atlas Patton!"
Gets shot repeatedly, sees gun: "Stupid noob using Eridian weapon unlimited ammo gun!"
Noob gets shot in back. "Yeah man, use real gun like Boomstick or Atlas Patton!"
by Revolverdude November 12, 2009
