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wax the cunt

‘Wax the cunt’ is a phrase often used in Loftus and the surrounding areas in the Teesside region. It’s most commonly passed from one friend to another when one has won money on maybe a gambler or on a bet or just simply mentions he has been paid recently. Can also be used for drugs instead of money.

Waxing essentially means blowing it
1) person A:
yes mate, just won 80 bar on the fruity there”
Person B:

“Fucking niceone son, wax the cunt!”

2)

Person A:
“Big bag of beak in my pocket for later”
Person B:

“Yes let’s go crackers and get the cunt waxed”

Definition: to blow/spend/use all of something very quickly
by RuleBritanniaaaa March 30, 2018
mugGet the wax the cuntmug.

Man Wax

Man Wax - White Gooey substance released from males Wang
"Eww is that Man Wax On your bed?!?"
"Naw its only Mayo!"
by LOLparticlesWINWINWIN January 9, 2009
mugGet the Man Waxmug.

Wax Papered

When tag teaming a girl, during double penetration, the two males put a piece of wax paper between their balls to reduce friction and gayness.
Dude, Derek and I totally wax papered that hot girl from the bar last night!
by dooman June 7, 2013
mugGet the Wax Paperedmug.

wax poetic

To expound on something in prose like language. Wax as in the "waxing moon" means to increase, *not* originally a reference to vinyl.
She was prone to wax poetic about her childhood as a vagabond in Mexico, explaining in prose like detail how she and her mother lived out of their rusted old Chevy pickup truck.
by kanya May 22, 2008
mugGet the wax poeticmug.

wax that ass

To bend over your lady friend and give that ass a good pounding.
Yo baby....I'm about to wax that ass!
by Mikey Mayhem August 3, 2017
mugGet the wax that assmug.

hoop wax

Hoop wax is a real term which denotes the hot waxing of ones asshole hairs. Ususally given by a gay guy.
I cannot eat out your asshole because you didn't get your hoop wax this month.
by Mike Kris October 23, 2004
mugGet the hoop waxmug.

buff and wax

To recieve a hand job then a blow job from another person. Usually done in strip clubs.
I went to the strip club last night and got a buff and wax.
by CraigrGage October 20, 2006
mugGet the buff and waxmug.

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