wanker

Someone who doesnt know the difference between a mode-2 ipx socket and a mode-3 ipx socket - i mean come on guys!

GOON 1 : "I think he's confused his mode 2 with his mode 3!"
GOON 2 : "What a wanker!"
GOON 1 : "hyuk! Nasal laugh, lots of slobber and slurping
GOON 2 : "Lets have gay sex"

by peda June 17, 2003

wanker

a man caught up in his own world, who would love nothing more than to make love with themselves..... if it were possible.

"sinclair you wanker stop feeling yourself"
"brad is a self indulgent wanker

by traceab June 7, 2007

wanker

Male that engages you and want to put into a fight but refuses to fight you. Probably Polish. Thats of course not a homosexual behaviour. Very popular among Polish, no matter if abroad or not. Encouraged and socially accepted makes them feel like "Real Men".

(insults, staring..)
- Alrite then, if you want to fight me come on
(a bit of confusion, then goes away. not a wanker.)

by overwankerr October 5, 2008

wanker

One who plays Ragnarok Online

go play ragnarok ya fuckin wanker!

by n00bz0rz July 7, 2003

wanker

Literally 'One who wanks' (masturbates)
Used derogatively to infer one who is unable to get any and relieve their need to wank due to gross personality defects.

Australian (and particularly Melburnian) usage infers one who is a pseudo-intellectual or more generally speaking out of their arseholes in an effort to impress.

See also: Tosser, Tosspot, Pillock, jerk, arsehole, wanka, wank.

'you, my friend, are a wanker.'

by Wylis June 20, 2006

wanker

a person of great stupidity and annoyance who doesnt get inside jokes

A person is a wanker if they are a boob.

by the cleevage and the titty May 26, 2006

wanker

One who excessively masterbates... there lives are no more then the dream of going home and wacking off to an imaginery image of a dream girl they will never have...

also see Brian M.

by Capt Penguin n Capt Duckie August 2, 2003