Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston

Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

winstoned

Cutting one's nose with the new fiver whilst snorting cocaine

Man i got winstoned last night, I hope I don't get an infection

by re-rezzed May 11, 2017

Sir Dexter Winston Himself

he is a nigardly bastard child

Sir Dexter Winston Himself did a backflip into jo mama trex style

by TyronesVienyMEat February 17, 2025

Pulling a Winston

This is a phrase used to critique or make fun of someone who doesn't really know if they like Winston like that. This person feels like they are supposed to pick friend or crush but they cant tell if they even have feelings for Winston. They like flirting with Winston in a romantic way and cant tell if its leading them on or not.

Im so pulling a Winston with them right now. I feel bad.

by Dr. Wallaby Jackson March 31, 2022

Pulling a Winston

Getting 0 score in a video game or just sucking at life

Wow that guys totally pulling a Winston
How could you pull a Winston like that?

by Malteser An'Accident Lincoln November 27, 2017

henry winston

A person who is legit handsome and the best person in the world.

Henry Winston is so hot, hadsome, and smart.

by Henry Winston December 08, 2016

Winston Aim

A group of the best aimers to walk the planet, only real Winston Aim members have good enough aim to use Winston

That guy is shitting on us, I wonder if he's in Winston Aim.

by Rico Brazilman September 24, 2022