Weekend Creamer

Adding Baileys or Carolans to your coffee on non-work mornings.

We are almost out of weekend creamer and it’s only Saturday.

by Icameupwithit July 11, 2018

Girls weekend

Women created this weekend to be bad, boujee bitches, drink a fuck ton of wine, talk about the current douche bags in their lives, take a million pictures to find just the right one to be basic as fuck (so we can pretend like we live an adventurous lifestyle) and overall escape THE MEN.

It’s fucking girls weekend.

by Ball-er December 16, 2017

weekend balls

Wee-k-eh-N-D B-awl-L-s ; Weekend Balls is a common cause and effect of a hard week where once the weekend comes, the subject (person with balls) wants to relax and doesn't shower for the entire weekend and the resulting smell of their nether regions can only be described as "Weekend Balls".

OH MY GOD, bae, I just got a strong wiff of your weekend balls. PLEASE SHOWER.

by Weekend Balls June 15, 2020

Weekend ham

Weekend ham is when you and your boyfriend have been too busy during the week to have sex so you make time on the weekend.

Since we've been quite busy lately do you fancy some weekend ham?

by [Online name] July 16, 2019

Jewish weekend

Taking a Friday and Saturday off from work/social organizations instead of having a Saturday and Sunday off (or any one, or combination of day(s) off excluding Friday and Saturday). Refers to the Jewish schools, or "Yeshiva", where the Jewish people take Friday and Saturday from school to attend temple.

Guy: Hey, boss. May I have take a Jewish weekend? May I take off on Friday and come in to work on Sunday? I have to attend a wedding.

Boss: Sure.

Guy: Thanks!

by TheGamingGamer1 June 22, 2014

Reverse Weekend

The concept of inverting the traditional division of a week, where one parties 5 nights and stays in 2 nights.

Office Drone 1: "These reverse weekends are killing both my wallet and my liver."
Office Drone 2: "Yes, but life is now full of beauty and meaning."

by mrblarg November 5, 2013

weekend campers

an elite group of online gamers--

who are we kidding? A fun loving group of gamers who enjoy provoking tightly wound people and exhalting at the failures of others

to a female gamer who's online character was blocking a doorway:

"Move those childbearing hips soldier!"

the code name for the way kids were removed from a server:

"commence operation bedtime"

by furious george March 7, 2005