Canna/Weaver

The Arch Nemesis of the team Im/Ryan. I loss against Canna/Weaver simply cannot be tolerated.

Aw man, I don't wanna hit Canna/Weaver

by tom_tom_ryan March 6, 2023

Vicky Weaver

To be a "Vicky Weaver" is to have no chance against the federal and state government.

Vicky Weaver was the wife of Randy Weaver at the Ruby Ridge standoff. The government had so much derogatory information that they were waging a genocide and a Christian fundamentalist/white supremacist takeover of the government. When they said "I'm a real Christian!" one too many times, the government made a preemptive strike.

Those antigovernment militias are so obvious! They're definitely gonna end up like Vicky Weaver. They need to be more secretive !

Fed 1: Let's give those little anti-gov punks a case of Vicky Weaver brains.
Fed 2: rotflmao
Fed 3: Vicky weaver brains! You're killing me! Hahahahahaha!
Fed 4: Vicky weaver brains it is, then. Just what the doctor ordered.

by Joey2dope July 17, 2023

Sam Weaver

A Sam Weaver (also known as a Sweaver (female)), is a very average guy. His penis is averaged sized, height, hair, emotional stability, fighting skills. is body parts resemble penis' to the naked eye and his mum is always angry. He doesn't leave his house much. Sits down playing Call of Duty 6 and not showering.

Jay: Should we get Sam Weaver to come out?
Dru: Yeah good idea!

Sam Weaver: can't, Mum's Angry.

by JayYung December 9, 2024

Evan weaver syndrome

An individual who is unfunny or stupid or behind in many internet trends

“Hey man what page is page 13 on” “mf do you have Evan weaver syndrome??”

“Hey guys the sigma male meme is so funny bro” “dude that was 2 years ago you must have Evan syndrome…”

by Fanta in my kidneys March 18, 2025

Lauren weaver

Big hunk of lard usually is charzarding herself at night. She also usually likes doing the alaskin pipe line when no ones home.

This girl lauren weaver is the queen of alaskin pipe lines

by Pooopppoiopo June 18, 2025

Feeder Weaver

(in a state with frontage roads, also known as feeder roads) Someone who weaves between the frontage road and on/off ramps during rush hour to avoid traffic but skip the stoplights.

Nothing frustrates me more during rush hour traffic than those entitled feeder weavers; they think they're so much more important than everyone else.

by ginger_snap.13 June 22, 2025

The michael weaver

When you chain a deer to a pole, shoot it, and then proceed to place your chode inside of it

I was at my farm the other day and did the Michael Weaver

by C Man 44 November 10, 2017