by Pat attack February 16, 2023

Guy 1: Oh my god, that was disgusting!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: That guy just wiped a bunch of earwax on his desk!
Guy 2: What a cheese weaver.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: That guy just wiped a bunch of earwax on his desk!
Guy 2: What a cheese weaver.
by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

Big hunk of lard usually is charzarding herself at night. She also usually likes doing the alaskin pipe line when no ones home.
by Pooopppoiopo June 18, 2025

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. April 20, 2025

Steve:"Hey, Mike told me he hooked up with three chicks last night when you went to the bar"
"Yea, well Mike's a real Sauce Weaver."
"Yea, well Mike's a real Sauce Weaver."
by ToolHandle January 1, 2017

by anonymous September 6, 2022

And example of how to use this word is when someone is knowingly negligent and is bound to fail at a simple task. You would then say “wow, you really pulled a weaver”
by 8” August 12, 2025
