A large or obviously sham filled situation that is doomed to failure, but much like the lemmings you can do nothing to stop it. Just hope when you encounter it in the wild that you are a voyeur and not a participant.
Johnny could obviously tell that the lemmings' summer retreat seminar and the Acapulco cliff diving competition was a cluster waiting to fuck and luckily he brought lube and a tripod.
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Get the cluster waiting to fuck mug.Excursive phrase popular around UK, Ireland and Australia. Generally said when a higher authoritative figure asks what a youth or group of individuals are doing. Made even more popular by Clinton Smith on an Australian police show when asked what he was doing in a crashed car clearly drunk he simply replied "Just waiting for a mate"
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Get the Washington State mug.the washington waterfall is the erotic act involving three highly inspired individuals. two of the companions consume copius amounts of exlax and await the flood from ass. all participants strip naked. the two that consumed the exlax position themselves bent at 90 degree angles with their assholes kissing. the third party lays face up below the two, the two simultaneously realease the liquid terd stream. the two streams join forces and catapult downwards into the waiting open mouth of the thirsty (and may i say lucky) third party.
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