by Gabe flete July 15, 2006
Bobs: "How was shopping on Black Friday?"
Kyle: "It was cool. I played Walmart Santa, and a woman chased after me when she found the acorn I left in her cart."
Kyle: "It was cool. I played Walmart Santa, and a woman chased after me when she found the acorn I left in her cart."
by Sparkyb9875 November 28, 2008
Male Walmart employees stick their cock into the hot ready to eat chicken. A gruesome reality for those who have previously enjoyed this warm food.
Customer (ryan): Excuse me, do you have any more Walmart Chicken?
Employee (lance): Don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart, I heard someone stuck their dick in one.
Employee (lance): Don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart, I heard someone stuck their dick in one.
by Rogerdoger15 November 28, 2021
People who wear college-branded apparel (presumably bought from Walmart) despite never having attended there. Common among bandwagon fans of athletically successful colleges like USC or UT-Austin.
by automaticwpn December 18, 2010
That smile that is plastered upon the face of every Walmart employee that roams the building. If you work there, you smile or you get fired.
Walmart Greeter: Welcome to Walmart!
Jim: Did you see that guy's smile? It looked kinda creepy..
Dave: I used to work here, that's called the Walmart smile. You smile or you're fired.
Jim: Oh...
Jim: Did you see that guy's smile? It looked kinda creepy..
Dave: I used to work here, that's called the Walmart smile. You smile or you're fired.
Jim: Oh...
by Mr_Keeb August 17, 2010
A fan of a university's sports team who never actually attended the university. Oftentimes said individual bought one of their t-shirts at Walmart and declared themself a fan.
by The Real Carolina June 11, 2013
game played by a group of friends at a Walmart Super center.
Said group must stay in the Walmart as long as you can living off things in Walmart untill you are kicked out or you just can't take it anymore and leave on your own on a "walk of shame". The last one inside is the winner.
Said group must stay in the Walmart as long as you can living off things in Walmart untill you are kicked out or you just can't take it anymore and leave on your own on a "walk of shame". The last one inside is the winner.
I lasted for three days in the walmart survivor before I was kicked out for bathing in the bathroom....
by Lemon-T, AKA Lemont, AKA L-T June 24, 2010