stay in drugs, don’t do vegetables, eat your school

very wise words from Sun Tzu

HEY, don’t forget to stay in drugs, don’t do vegetables, eat your school

by this username sucks April 20, 2021

You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a vegetable

- Sun Tzu

Guy 1: "Give me an Alpha Male Quote"
Guy 2: "You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a vegetable"

by TheGamingPop July 12, 2022

Spoiled vegetables

When you have to many hoes and you don't have time to clean up in-between women!

Man I didn't get a chance to even clean up after I got laid by Amanda and I let victoria suck off the spoiled vegetables that's all their getting from the Experience!

by Carrboy Experience September 3, 2023

Frozen Vegetable

Someone who has done something really dumb that has put you at the advantage in whatever situation you may be in.

''No way... You Frozen Vegetable!''

by kikikiki2145 March 28, 2024

digital pickled vegetables

A TV series or talk show that is played while eating alone

omg, Beverley Wives must be my digital pickled vegetables, I watch it in the food court after class.

by kkkkkkkami October 15, 2023

You can be my little vegetable ❤️

You can be my little vegetable

(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.

Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”

Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “

Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection

by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025

Passion Fruit/Vegetable

A fruit and or a vegetable used as a masturbatory aid. Popping a hole in a grapefruit, apple, or any other large squishy fruit for male intercourse or a female using a carrot or cucumber.

Guy 1: This guy on Good Luck Chuck used a grapefruit as a passion fruit.

Guy 2: That's sick and I was gonna eat that.

Boyfriend: Hey babe. Why does this cucumber smell funny.
Girlfriend: Oh sorry that's my passion fruit/vegetable

by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011