Vegan 

A typically white, female, millennial, who thinks that consuming any animal product will make you burn in Hell for the rest of eternity, despite being Athiest. Easy to tell apart from a non-vegan because they tell you so much.

"Hi I'm Joe. And you are?"
"My name is Kate; I'm a vegan."

Vegan by Nate82602 June 6, 2018

vegan 

Someone who thinks that bees can be meaningfully enslaved, but only if you use them to produce honey and not almond milk, for some reason. This line of logic may or may not be related to widespread acute B12 deficiency among the vegan population, which is known to cause deficiencies in rational thinking.

Normal person: Do you want something in your coffee? It looks like we have milk, sugar, honey and cream.

Vegan: Oh, I don't eat any of that stuff. Milk is COW RAPE and honey comes from ENSLAVEMENT OF THE BEES.
Normal person: Uh, okay. The honey comes from my neighbor's backyard hive, the bees seem happy enough to me.

Vegan: Thankfully I brought my own almond milk.

Normal person: 90% of all almonds in the world come from California and they truck the bees in from all around the country to pollinate the flowers. It's very stressful for the bees and a lot of them die in the process. How is this better than my neighbor's backyard honey again?
Vegan: BEE VOMIT IS DISGUSTING.
Normal person: Uh, okay.

vegan by goodnessgracious October 10, 2018

Vegan 

A person who is against the use of electronics and animal tortuer. They torment others with the fact that they don't eat meat or use electronics. They think there better than everyone and that their ways will take over the world one day.

Person 1- Let's go eat at the Burger Shack
Vegan- I hate you! I can't believe you would eat tortuered animals!
Person 1- Ok?

Vegan by ewesome22 December 11, 2011

Vegan 

People who don’t like eating sausages
Or steak
Or eggs
Or milk
Or cheese
Or pepperoni pizza

Brenda: “ew what’s she drinking?”
Stella: “soya milk she must be vegan”

Brenda: XD

Vegan by I am phat :D November 5, 2018

Vegan 

Someone who eats like they give a shit.

I care, therefore I am VEGAN

Vegan by BommieJ November 20, 2016

Vegan 

A Mental Illness

Vegans are usually described as sub-humans, who think that eating/using animal products should be forbidden.

- Look at him he has cancer.
- Must be a Vegan

Vegan by GoldKappa123 December 21, 2016

Vegan 

Kind of mental illness. They are known for telling everyone about it.

Person 1: "Hi,can you ple...."
Person 2:"I'm a vegan."
Person 1: "I just wanted to ask where the hospital is."

Vegan by semtex 43 May 31, 2018