Valved

When you get matched with multiple ranks higher than your own rank in CS:GO matchmaking

I was playing Agency at 3 AM and got valved

by gocry2urhoe December 27, 2020

hoofer valve

To exhaust all your energy is to burst a hoofer valve

I chased the crim who broke into my house until I burst my hoofer valve

by Happy wanderer 68 February 10, 2018

Schnuple Valve

A schnuple valve is a term used to describe the great Lord Bemrose of Wellington New Zealand. Once a common driver aid in Formula One, the term has made a comeback in recent times as a replacement for the word, gullable.

That guy over there asked for indicator fluid, what a schnuple valve.

by Indian Club June 27, 2021

Bypass Valve

A little-known and poorly documented organ located directly between the stomach and rectum that allows partially digested food to bypass the rest of the digestive system. When activated, newly-eaten food will be forcefully expelled before food currently sitting in the GI tract.

The Bypass Valve is typically activated by spicy food, sauerkraut, or bad fast food. The result, inevitably, is explosive diarrhea that will contain either a) foam, b) undigested food bits, c) blood, or d) all of the above.

Oh man, that Taco Bell isn't sitting too well - I think it's going to activate my Bypass Valve!

by Clamskipper January 26, 2010

upper-lip valve

What you create when you place the mouth of a beverage-bottle whose contents you plan to finish right then under your nose, press it inwards lightly to form a seal, tilt your head back, and then slowly slide the bottle downwards so that its opening gets gradually exposed overtop of your mouth and you can thus guzzle the liquid directly down your throat; the trick is to keep your upper lip pressed against the mouth of the bottle so that you're still partially covering the bottle's mouth, and thus the drink glugs out slowly enough to allow you to swallow it at a comfortable rate until the bottle is empty.

I often get odd looks from others when I employ the "upper-lip valve" method of drinking out of a bottle, but it allows me to both still breathe freely while I'm downing said libation, and also keep from spilling it all over myself, and so I don't really mind being thought of as a bit weird or inelegant.

by QuacksO September 20, 2019

Sprinkler Valve

The act of spraying semen out of your penis while whipping it back and forth, immediately after pulling out.

He sprinkler valved me and it got all over the place

by Goldboy39 December 12, 2018

peep valve

something that helps people breathe

hey Jim how's that peep valve

by Eternity-432 April 9, 2017