clay vag

while having sexual intercourse, a man's penis becomes stuck in his partner's vagina, as if it was made of clay
Dang Candace! I didn't realize you had a clay vag. How do I get this thing out?!
by candace&nick<3 June 06, 2009
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crusty vag

crusty vag is when the walls of the vagina are lacking in moisture, in rare occasions when the vagina is at its upmost crustiness the vagina walls begin to fall apart, out of the entrance of the vag (vagina) a solution to crusty vag is to submerge the vag in warm tea for 4 - 6 hours, earl grey is best. the tea must be kept warm, this can be acheived by using a small candle or bunsen burner, or if you are lucky enough to have a bath in your kitchen you can use the hob.
geoffrey: what is that smell, smells like a jar of old foreskins thats been sitting under a radiator for 10 years
izzy: i dont know, its definitly not my vag

(izzy gets off her chair and scratches her vag)

geoffrey: there are smelly flakes falling out your skirt, you have crusty vag you vile slut

izzy: omg, no , this is so cringe, can you arrange a bath of earl grey for me
by flangeface February 22, 2011
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Fat Vag

Short for Fat Vagina. It is a really mean comeback to a bitchy girl
"What the fuck? you just spilled my drink all over me!"

"Go to hell you fat vag"
by Juggs April 05, 2006
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Vag cheese

A term reffering to a yeast infection of the vagina because the vagina looks like cottage cheese can also reffer to any vaginal discharge or pussy substance excreted by the vagina
by Dano B April 11, 2006
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Phoenix Vag

When a girl is allergic to condoms and it burns like hell, but the man continues anyway
Despite her Phoenix Vag, I kept at it for a while. The screaming made my dick rise from the ashes.
by JustAConcernedKid March 11, 2019
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Vag portal

term used to describe a nether portal in between a Minecraft cliff that is shaped like a vagina
hey, we should build our vag portal in between that cliff
by killerclownplayz February 19, 2021
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vag burst

the over dramatic reaction from a gay boy or female blowing a given situation way out of proportion.
Le-ah had a vag burst when she saw Jared looking at another dude in the bar.
by Jarblake February 23, 2012
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