Craic Vacuum

An Irish expression, used to define a person who is not fun to be around. Can be used either to describe a person who is dull or someone who makes everything about them.

Person 1: Good night last night?

Person 2: It was going fine till Gerry turned up, he's a real craic vacuum lately

Person 1: Spent the whole night talking about his divorce?

Person 2: It's almost as if you were there....

by Unseen Academical December 26, 2018

Crack vacuum

Crack vacuum is the definition of being a idiot or stupid

J hope your being a crack vacuum

by Hope_world•w• January 29, 2020

feeding the vacuum

Slang for fucking the vacuum. With a penis of course. Fucking the tube is usually how its done.

Mom: Son! What are you doing to the vacuum!?!?

Son: Feeding the vacuum.

by TrolleyMC June 18, 2017

Cooter vacuum

A douche.

Your a fucking cooter vacuum, bitch cakes.

by SatanicCuntCleaner September 20, 2016

Cheesecake Vacuum

Someone who really loves cheesecake and leaves no cheesecake uneaten.

"Dude your such a cheesecake Vacuum"

by Fisheggs.jpeg September 16, 2021

Panty-Vacuumer

Any man who is able to attain ass without even trying almost seemily by just walking into a room.

That man is so fine! When he walks in this bar it is like the panties fly right off the women. Almost like he vacuums them up. He is a panty-vacuumer!

by CIRCE0801 May 18, 2010

Vacuum a kiss

(v.) The opposite of to blow a kiss.

Someone vacuums a kiss when they are thrilled to watch someone leave.

Person 1: I hate our Algebra professor.
Person 2: I am going to vacuum a kiss to him after the final.

by nolandc September 16, 2019