Metamorphosis Vaccine

Metamorphosis Vaccine (MMV): A vaccine that, when administered, transforms a human being into another animal species. This term is often used in science fiction and speculative scenarios and is not currently supported by scientific evidence.

Scientists were working on developing the Metamorphosis Vaccine, which promised to revolutionize the field of medicine by allowing humans to physically transform into any animal they desired.

by Phieyl February 4, 2023

vaccine virginity

When you havent taken any vaccines in your life or if you didnt take the covid vaccine

Jayshawn: ayo your vaccine virginity?
Me: hell yea gang ian neva that fauci vaccine
Jayshawn: on gang

by By da one and only jay gwappo September 20, 2021

Vaccine

I didn't need it.

Hym "I didn't take the vaccine. Got sick. Was fine. Didn't need it."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024

Vaccinized

Getting a vaccine to help prevent a specific illness.

Bike: “Hey Bud, I have COVID.”
Nick: “Its okay guy, I’m vaccinized.”

by Guy Nick III March 26, 2021

Vaccine hoarding

Vaccine hoarding is a lot like toilet paper hoarding when the pandemic started, it's silliness. There's enough vaccines to go around for the rest of the world to the people that want to get one just like there was enough toilet paper to go around for everybody at the start of the pandemic, then a few people hoarded the supply and tried to sell it for outrageous prices on ebay. The vaccine hoarding is really about power and control, not about protecting a population.

It helps no one to vaccinate everyone in one country while no one from another country has been vaccinated, since all you are really giving people is a placebo and a false sense of hope/morale boost when they get a shot in their arm. The virus is everywhere, not just in the countries that got the most vaccines, so vaccine hoarding won't really do anybody any good. The countries that got excessive amounts of vaccines they don't need might as well get rid of their vaccines if they are not going to give them to countries that could use them.

by Solid Mantis March 9, 2021

Vaccine

A substance used to stimulate the production of antibodies and provide immunity against one or several diseases, prepared from the causative agent of a disease, its products, or a synthetic substitute, treated to act as an antigen without inducing the disease.

''The vaccine against the flu''

by the random. November 5, 2021

Trans vaccinated

When you are immune to the transgender virus.

Oh nah bro I'm trans vaccinated, I ain't going with that lifestyle.

by Mike Rotchburns November 29, 2023