upper humper

the guy who is banging your girl friend, usually a better love maker than you, larger penis than you, and is probably banging you loved one right now.
fuck man my girl broke up with me for a upper humper
by harrypothead1990 August 02, 2011
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debbie upper

Debbie upper is a person that is the opposite of a Debbie downer. very up lifting and happy person
I always try to be a Debbie upper rather than a Debbie downer.
by jjjjhfer80uisjjjjj November 15, 2017
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Upper Taint

The space at the top of your ass crack before it becomes a hole.
She tried to finger my asshole but she missed and touched my upper taint.
by uppertaintlvr42069 September 19, 2022
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Upper-Dressing

Dressing for a good appearance, but only from the waist up.
Anthea was upper-dressing preparing herself for an international video conference, wearing a smart business top and pyjama bottoms.

Mark modelled his fabulous new sunglasses for the cover of a well known fashion magazine. He was only wearing a red thong on the rest of his body, clearly upper-dressing.

The news reader for was upper dressing with an exceptionally smart jacket, pristine white shirt, black tie, and absolutely nothing else apart from a pair of flip flops.
by Sonny Saint April 22, 2020
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upper decker

take a shit in the top of someones toilet (where all the toilet guts are)
Valerie was so drunk she did an upper decker in her friends toilet at the party, and everyone smelt it.
by valere March 14, 2008
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one upper

-Regarding yourself as better than everyone else, with intent of seeming greater, without actually saying it.
-Implying you have done something long before anyone else even thought of doing it.
-Riding a motorcycle in scrubs and not getting any dirt on them.
-Working 18 different jobs including but not limited to a doctor, a mechanic, a veternarian, and astronaut before the age of 18 (With no proof)
Me: Man im stoked we are getting paid today its the 15th!
Hanson: Yeah well, i get paid 1 and a half hours before everyone else.
Everyone: ZOMG WTF!! How do you get paid 1.5 hours before everyone else, how is that even fucking possible?!!?!?!?!?
Me: Dude, your a fucking one upper.
Hanson: You are all just jealous!
by Smeew March 19, 2007
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Upper East

The greatest neighborhood in all New York. Has the classiest people, hottest women, and best restaurants.
Born at Lenox Hill Hospital, raised at 86th & York. What?!?
by Jared March 24, 2005
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