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buddy upper

a family member or friend who will listen to your story and then tell you that what ever you have done, they have done better, bigger, or faster than you. this is usually a lie because they are trying to be the center of attention.
or there just trying to make you feel like your not good enough.
hey, did you hear? i just won $5,000 on a royale flush last night.

oh yeah, well I hit 6 royals this week and got like $50,000.

dammit stop being such a buddy upper
by papadoob March 19, 2009
mugGet the buddy uppermug.

upper humper

the guy who is banging your girl friend, usually a better love maker than you, larger penis than you, and is probably banging you loved one right now.
fuck man my girl broke up with me for a upper humper
by harrypothead1990 August 2, 2011
mugGet the upper humpermug.

upper england

I'm from upper England north of Birmingham.
by Drinky north September 9, 2018
mugGet the upper englandmug.

cheerer-upper

someone or something that cheers one up
Matt is Suzi's cheerer-upper
by slimpig879 July 20, 2008
mugGet the cheerer-uppermug.

upper decker

take a shit in the top of someones toilet (where all the toilet guts are)
Valerie was so drunk she did an upper decker in her friends toilet at the party, and everyone smelt it.
by valere March 13, 2008
mugGet the upper deckermug.

one upper

-Regarding yourself as better than everyone else, with intent of seeming greater, without actually saying it.
-Implying you have done something long before anyone else even thought of doing it.
-Riding a motorcycle in scrubs and not getting any dirt on them.
-Working 18 different jobs including but not limited to a doctor, a mechanic, a veternarian, and astronaut before the age of 18 (With no proof)
Me: Man im stoked we are getting paid today its the 15th!
Hanson: Yeah well, i get paid 1 and a half hours before everyone else.
Everyone: ZOMG WTF!! How do you get paid 1.5 hours before everyone else, how is that even fucking possible?!!?!?!?!?
Me: Dude, your a fucking one upper.
Hanson: You are all just jealous!
by Smeew March 21, 2007
mugGet the one uppermug.

Upper East

The greatest neighborhood in all New York. Has the classiest people, hottest women, and best restaurants.
Born at Lenox Hill Hospital, raised at 86th & York. What?!?
by Jared March 23, 2005
mugGet the Upper Eastmug.

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