Update 20

A Big update that came out in the Roblox game "Blox fruits"

"Yo update 20 came out"

"Wait fr?"

by its_realtommy October 22, 2023

Steve wilks once more updated

A fucking booty ass coach for the bloody Carolina Panthers who's ass cannot hold down a single fuckin job because of his poor ass predictability this wanker most likely uses all the Madden rookie mode plays to coach American football to adults. It's baffling ti know that people keep giving him a bloody job and think he's a good coach he once became the head coach of the fucking aricoma cardbirdies but went 3-16 like a fucking idiot he is ge tried coaching the Browns but was very unsuccessful he then tried to coach for Missouri but most likely got fired for his incompetence no one should trust this muppet

Steve wilks once more updated:

Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)

(1 year later)

3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again

(6 months later)

The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory

(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here

*2 years later*

University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks

All the athletes: cries in terror

After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday

(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*

*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)

the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again

by Bleeding guns July 30, 2022

cowboy update

A) verb, to- to get one's news from doc-med sources such as Facebook, Twitter, etc...

B) noun- the actual news that one reads on soc-med

If you are a fan of a cowboy update definition b), and want to get a cowboy update definition a), please learn how to think critically.

by Sexydimma May 26, 2017

rateusz update

rateusz update is definition of something never updating.

A: I wonder when a
Apple phones will be really cheap.
B: Probably when rateusz update.

by rat111 July 17, 2021

Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity

The feeling of being unfamiliar with a program/application/game due to an absence from using the piece of software or by not updating the software.

Yn no. 1 - "yo bro how do i share my screen in a teams meeting?"

Yn no.2 - "bruh, the way you're trying was from like 2021 Microsoft teams my nigga! 2021 teams in the big 25'.... *broken heart emoji*"

Yn no.1 - "sybau my nigga, im suffering from Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity!"

by LaQuandreOctaviousJednoquareel May 18, 2025

End Update

A hypothetical update to the sandbox video game Minecraft overhauling the late-game End dimension. Although it was updated once in the 2016 Combat Update, another update to the dimension has been heavily requested by the game's community since the Nether Update and Caves & Cliffs updates in 2020 and 2021, respectively.

Minecraft fans have been clamoring for an End update for years yet the most they’ve gotten is dead leaves and copper pickaxes.

by CtrlAlt_Games August 4, 2025

woman update

a transgender woman

Bob: i saw you put “woman update” in your bio, what does it mean?
Girl: it means i’m a transgender woman

by kingsaul January 19, 2025