The Daniel Tosh

to have sex with a person (typically a man), and you have a small penis

Bob: Do you know how to do the Daniel Tosh?

Jim: To have a terrible show on Comedy Central?

Bob: No, but that too. I was talking about having sex with a small penis.

Jim: Sorry. I have a penis the size of Greg Oden.

Bob: Me too!!

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 28, 2010

Daniel tosh

When you record yourself licking someones ass after they have shit, leaving an "o" around the mouth.

That bitch wanted to be famous so I introduced her to Daniel Tosh!

by Usanthem May 27, 2015

Toshed

Being in the state of mind where you can't stop laughing at the words Daniel Tosh from Tosh.O finds in the urban dictionary.

I got hella toshed the other night when I watched Tosh.O

by goofygirl19 May 28, 2010

Tosh.Oing

Verb Old English
1. To watch Tosh.O for the single purpose of making yourself feel better at the expense of the people or host failing. 2. The act of watching others fail to improve your own self esteem.

After Tosh.Oing I felt great even if I had to watch that crappy Daniel Tosh.

by TheSpooniestBard April 22, 2010

Toosh

A casual verson of the word "touche." Can be used in a variety of situations. Can also be used when you just feel like saying it. Often accompanied by wiggling of the fingers in direction of your toosh.

person1-Man this food sucks.
person2-No it doesn't.
person1-Try it.
person2-Ugh toosh.

by fornstar November 7, 2006

Daniel Tosh

A person who is popular for the sole purpose of being a complete douche.

Why would anyone want to be his friend!? He's such a Daniel Tosh!

by 12-21 May 17, 2011

tosh-worthy

In reference to comedian Daniel Tosh's hit TV show "Tosh.0", when a friend posts a video of himself or another doing something funny enough to not only go viral, but to also be highlighted on the show.

You're friend Jim posts a video on Facebook of Mike trying to ski. Mike cannot ski. Hilarity ensues. This video is tosh-worthy.

by Mid Life Chrysler March 31, 2014