A plot used by the book companies to assassinate the new president.
Phase 1: The book companies hire a author to write a book that will give fat chicks hope that a vampire will stumble upon them and fall in love with them. It makes since seeing as how, with a few exceptions, fat chicks are reading the books.
Phase 2: They make a movie, the fat chicks go to the movie and spend an assload on snacks.
Phase 3:The movie theaters send the snack money back to the Book companies who then hire a gunman.
Phase 4: Dead president...while its still unclear as to why there doing this it is a threat we must all face.
Phase 1: The book companies hire a author to write a book that will give fat chicks hope that a vampire will stumble upon them and fall in love with them. It makes since seeing as how, with a few exceptions, fat chicks are reading the books.
Phase 2: They make a movie, the fat chicks go to the movie and spend an assload on snacks.
Phase 3:The movie theaters send the snack money back to the Book companies who then hire a gunman.
Phase 4: Dead president...while its still unclear as to why there doing this it is a threat we must all face.
by Alix McQ December 16, 2008
Get the Twilight mug.Quite possibly the greatest game ever made. A zelda game which has realistic graphics and doesn't have the horrible cel-shaded graphics of wind-waker. There is a new set of items featuring:
The Slingshot- A basic aiming device that helps you learn the basics for the wii version. Allows you to knock down bees' nests.
The Fishing Rod- Allows Link to catch fish. Different baits are needed to catch different fish.
The Gale Boomerang- A boomerang which creates a tornado used for turning windmills and bringing objects to you.
The Iron Boots- Boots which make you heavier and let you walk on green glowing areas on the ceiling. They also let you pull heavy walls, beat people in sumo wrestling games, and sink in water
The Hero's Bow- A bow that shoots arrows to hurt enemies more than the slingshot, can be combined with any type of bomb to make bomb arrows, and can be combined with the Hawkeye to have a sniper rifle effect.
The Hawkeye- A mask that allows you to see far-away things in a sniper scope mode. Can be combined with the bow to shoot far away things.
The Bombs- 1. Normal bombs are used to destroy boulders. 2. Water bombs are used to destroy boulders under water. 3. Bomblings are bombs that run off when you put them down. They can all be combined with the bow to shoot far-away things.
The Clawshot- See hookshot Later upgrades to two clawshots so you can move easily along walls.
The Spinner- A gyroscope (top) that Link stands on to glide over quicksand and grind wall rails.
The Ball and Chain- A massive steel ball and chain mace used to break ice and cause massive damage.
The Dominion Rod- A rod which allows you to take control of some statues. Pressing the dominion rod's button while it is set will make the statue attack.
The Horse Call- An item used to call your horse any time.
The Double Clawshots- Two Clawshots
It also comes with a new set of Tunics
The Farm Clothes- Patched up farm clothes he wears at the beginning of the game, before gathering the tears of light for the first light spirit.
The Green Tunic- The classic green tunic from the Zelda games.
The Zora Armor- Blue chain mail armor with headgear used to breathe underwater and swim freely through it.
The Magic Armor- Armor that takes up rupees when worn. When it, you will lose rupees instead of health. If out of rupees it slows you down like you are wearing Iron boots.
In this game, Link can turn into a wolf when he enters the twilight realm. On his back rides a female imp named Midna.
She asks him to gather the "fused shadows" from the temples' bosses so she can defeat the evil king "Zant". After gathering them, Zant steals them and you have to gather the pieces of the "Mirror of Twilight" so she can defeat him.
In this game, your horse can have its name be whatever you want it to be. It also only comes whenever you blow on a reed or use the horse call item.
Link has a wider set of moves to fight with now. He first off has more normal sword techniques than any Link before him. At least 20 of them. Later in the game he can learn more attacks from a golden wolf. It attacks him and he warps to a sky temple, where he is taught techniques by a talking skeleton. He can learn 7 extra attacks in total. Such as the Shield attack or the Mortal draw.
There are 6 temples. They are of the elements grass,fire,water,sand,ice,and sky. That is the order in which they occur.
Overall this game gets a 10/10. It's only flaws are small inconveniences that hardly ever happen.
The Slingshot- A basic aiming device that helps you learn the basics for the wii version. Allows you to knock down bees' nests.
The Fishing Rod- Allows Link to catch fish. Different baits are needed to catch different fish.
The Gale Boomerang- A boomerang which creates a tornado used for turning windmills and bringing objects to you.
The Iron Boots- Boots which make you heavier and let you walk on green glowing areas on the ceiling. They also let you pull heavy walls, beat people in sumo wrestling games, and sink in water
The Hero's Bow- A bow that shoots arrows to hurt enemies more than the slingshot, can be combined with any type of bomb to make bomb arrows, and can be combined with the Hawkeye to have a sniper rifle effect.
The Hawkeye- A mask that allows you to see far-away things in a sniper scope mode. Can be combined with the bow to shoot far away things.
The Bombs- 1. Normal bombs are used to destroy boulders. 2. Water bombs are used to destroy boulders under water. 3. Bomblings are bombs that run off when you put them down. They can all be combined with the bow to shoot far-away things.
The Clawshot- See hookshot Later upgrades to two clawshots so you can move easily along walls.
The Spinner- A gyroscope (top) that Link stands on to glide over quicksand and grind wall rails.
The Ball and Chain- A massive steel ball and chain mace used to break ice and cause massive damage.
The Dominion Rod- A rod which allows you to take control of some statues. Pressing the dominion rod's button while it is set will make the statue attack.
The Horse Call- An item used to call your horse any time.
The Double Clawshots- Two Clawshots
It also comes with a new set of Tunics
The Farm Clothes- Patched up farm clothes he wears at the beginning of the game, before gathering the tears of light for the first light spirit.
The Green Tunic- The classic green tunic from the Zelda games.
The Zora Armor- Blue chain mail armor with headgear used to breathe underwater and swim freely through it.
The Magic Armor- Armor that takes up rupees when worn. When it, you will lose rupees instead of health. If out of rupees it slows you down like you are wearing Iron boots.
In this game, Link can turn into a wolf when he enters the twilight realm. On his back rides a female imp named Midna.
She asks him to gather the "fused shadows" from the temples' bosses so she can defeat the evil king "Zant". After gathering them, Zant steals them and you have to gather the pieces of the "Mirror of Twilight" so she can defeat him.
In this game, your horse can have its name be whatever you want it to be. It also only comes whenever you blow on a reed or use the horse call item.
Link has a wider set of moves to fight with now. He first off has more normal sword techniques than any Link before him. At least 20 of them. Later in the game he can learn more attacks from a golden wolf. It attacks him and he warps to a sky temple, where he is taught techniques by a talking skeleton. He can learn 7 extra attacks in total. Such as the Shield attack or the Mortal draw.
There are 6 temples. They are of the elements grass,fire,water,sand,ice,and sky. That is the order in which they occur.
Overall this game gets a 10/10. It's only flaws are small inconveniences that hardly ever happen.
by Keres December 14, 2008
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The 16 to 18 year old girl or gay man who had no idea what Twilight was until they saw the big hype over the upcoming movie.
The person generally went to go see the midnight showing of the movie without reading the books, and the next day went to the mall to buy half off Twilight apparel at 'Hot Topic.'
After these events, the person will go to 'Barnes and Noble' purchase a cappuccino, buy the twilight books, carry them around their high school, and pretend they are a vampire.
The person generally went to go see the midnight showing of the movie without reading the books, and the next day went to the mall to buy half off Twilight apparel at 'Hot Topic.'
After these events, the person will go to 'Barnes and Noble' purchase a cappuccino, buy the twilight books, carry them around their high school, and pretend they are a vampire.
"Hey John, do you see Jenni over there with her brand new Twilight books?"
"Yeah, they still have the price sticker on them, what a 'Twilight Tool'"
"Yeah, they still have the price sticker on them, what a 'Twilight Tool'"
by Zachary M. McComb January 22, 2009
Get the Twilight Tool mug.A book with no plot;sexist, racist, do I need to go on? Staphanie meyers based Bella off of herself. Conceited much? Don't waste any of your time reading this, unless you want to read about Edward SPARKLING!?
Person 1: hey, person 2, what is twilight about?
Person2: let me try to think... Well, nothing
really.
Person2: let me try to think... Well, nothing
really.
by 350-yes we can December 13, 2009
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1. An insult to the word literature.
2. Anything which is a waste of time and money.
3. A communicable infectious disease, esp. one which primarily targets teenage girls.
4. Crap.
1. An insult to the word literature.
2. Anything which is a waste of time and money.
3. A communicable infectious disease, esp. one which primarily targets teenage girls.
4. Crap.
1. Yeah, I've read that new teen vampire romance. It's a Twlilight.
2. I can't believe I wasted five bucks and two hours of my life on that movie. That was the worst Twilight of my life.
3. Don't stand out there in the cold, Susan. You'll catch a Twilight.
4. Twlilight.
2. I can't believe I wasted five bucks and two hours of my life on that movie. That was the worst Twilight of my life.
3. Don't stand out there in the cold, Susan. You'll catch a Twilight.
4. Twlilight.
by Philintheblank October 14, 2010
Get the Twilight mug.This refers to the general sentiment of the overwhelming majority in regards to the 'Twilight' franchise, including the novels, movies, and even fanfictions and fanarts. This sentiment is well justified in that the books are abysmal, the movies are a disgrace, and the fanbase is rabid at best. Hence the term, 'fuck twilight'.
by Diablos Ex Machina July 25, 2016
Get the fuck twilight mug.A book written for whiny pre-teens. People with intelligence probably won't enjoy it considering that through the whole flipping series the whole plot line is "Bella, I'm a vampire." and then Bella says something stupid like " I don't care, I love you!" Don't waste your time and money on any of it; you'll thank me later.
"Twilight is a pathetic excuse for literature."
by *~Blacksunbeam~* January 9, 2010
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