implant training

Training underwent by girls with fake tits and guys with fake dicks to make sure their implants don't fail them (and burst) when they try something vaguely related to sex

V: "Fuck man, me and S were foolin 'round y'day night and suddenly her implants burst!"
P: "That's what she gets for never going through implant training!"
V: "Colleges should make that shit a required course man!"
P: "Totally!"

by plasmafury May 20, 2010

elephant training

a term used to describe an enormous task or group of jobs that need completing. The tasks must include physical exertion, thought and take a lot of effort, just like training an elephant.

Different coloured elephants can be used to describe the difficulty of a task along the colour spectrum; red/orange elephants are easiest, blue/purple elephants the most difficult

Q: Are you coming out tonight?
A: Can't, I've got to train an elephant

Q: What are you up to this weekend
A: I'm doing some orange elephant training
Q: That'll only take an hour, come to the bar

Q: How's your essay?
A: Harder then training a blue elephant

by famousmistadave March 24, 2011

cross training

Cross training. When a manager loses their patience when teaching an employee

''WHY CANT YOU ****ING UNDERSTAND NORMAN? THE CHEESE GOES ON THE BURGER BEFORE THE SAUCE!''
''What's going on there Paul?''
''Oh Mr Jones is Cross Training the new starter''

by Billy No Mates December 19, 2013

advanced weapons training

Homosexual activities engaged in by radical white supremacist types with a need to feel 1337 by holding and shooting each others guns.

I'm a member of an ultra right-wing, Judeo-Christian milita group and one weekend a month we go off to our secret base location for advanced weapons training.

by rBGH March 4, 2007

training my ninjas

another term for masturbation..... originally used for an online rpg game but took out of context and now used for this.

Jason - hey man what are you doing
Frank - dude im training my ninjas
Jason - thats disgusting!

by frank valente January 7, 2007

boyfriend in training

What every girl doesn't want...but somehow manages to get.

Elaboration...

1. When a pussy ass guy asks you out without making contact with you whatsoever, and has you in the honor of being his first "girlfriend."

2. When a "boy" asks you out, tells all his friends hes gonna do shit with you, but doesn't even wanna hook-up.

He is such a boyfriend in training.

by Vienna May 5, 2004

Training Wheels

A girl that a guy calls for the sole purpose of getting a blowjob and nothing else. He calls, she comes over and gives him a blowjob, and then she leaves. Usually, the girl swallows too, as training wheels are something drama-free, fast, mind-blowing, enjoyable, and not "messy". The guy must have contacted this girl (his "training wheels") at least a few times to get head from this girl (and succeeded) for her to be considered "training wheels". Also used as a term of endearment for a girl who is a dick-sucking professional. Girls can also refer to themselves as "his training wheels" if they are so inclined to. A "set" of training wheels is when you have a team of two or more girls that comes over to suck your dick at the same time, whenever you want.

Example #1: I gotta get home and put on my training wheels, it's been a hell of a day.
Example #2: You should see my new set of training wheels. Jessica and Christina are the best.
Example #3: My training wheels disappeared recently and I need to replace them like stat.
Example #4: She's not my girlfriend, Marcy is my girlfriend. Lauren is my training wheels.

by Emmalikes April 17, 2022