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Amber Turd

The bitch that tried to take $10M from Jonny Depp and thankfully lost.
Person 1: Bro did you hear what Amber Turd did today?
Person 2: Still trying to make an attempt to steal $10M dollars from Jonny Depp? Yeah...
by GrapeJuicey1 June 2, 2022
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Turd Merger

When two or more turds come together to form a single unit.

Note: Originally defined by the character Artemis in the hit comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,"
Guy 1: Wow! Did you see that turd merger someone left in the toilet?
Guy 2: Yah that was a beastly piece of crap!
by the Hot Rod enthusiast November 25, 2009
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Amber turd's

A narcissistic b#$&@ that files abuse lawsuits on her partner for no reason while shitting on stand also Amber Turd's
Amber turd's is a girl that shits in bed
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Turding Out

Turding Out is when someone with a social embarrassment will delay taking a dump until everyone has left the room or gone home. This allows the bubbling turds and gas to build up and marinate in their colon. For instance in college 3 of us were sharing a a double hotel room in Las Vegas, my buddy Marco and I were ready to hit the clubs, as was Jason, but he kept saying he'd meet us down in the casino, Marco and I hit the elevator, I realized I didn't have my wallet, went back to the room and heard a cacophony of sounds coming from the bathroom . It sounded like Buddy Rich was on a drum kit , hitting triplets, and while a duck was quacking out, just then a gas cloud hung over the entire suite, I realized that Jason had waited for us to leave so he could turd out the atomic powered dump. I gagged, grabbed my wallet and ran to the elevator.
Adrian waited until she thought everyone was out back on the patio drinking beer, I walked back inside to drain the weasel , as I headed to the guest bathroom, I nearly was knocked out by a hail of incoming high pitched hisses rapid fire farts, and plunks , then I realized I'd have to wait, Adrian was turding out. The hasty funk of this little mousy vixen was choking me out.
by Casbah Ken October 24, 2015
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turd moth

Someone who uses a claim that they are a Type A personality or an Alpha to explain something they did.
Person 1: Why are you doing that for?

Person 2: Im a Type A, its what we do.

Person 1: You're a fucking turd moth.
by Actual Ltd. November 5, 2022
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Amber turd

Any abusive woman, any woman who would make false allegations of abuse.
I dated an amber turd once... it ended when she started throwing things at me.
by Cyclocrossbikes June 24, 2022
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Turd Tour

Pooping on a different floor or building so your coworkers won’t know the demonic things you’re capable of.
“Man, I just saw Shawn enter the third floor men’s washroom. Definitely took a turd tour, trying to make it look like someone on the third floor look like a serial office poo’er”

“One of the third floor guys came to the fourth floor then saw it was occupied and got turd tour road blocked.”
by officeworklife July 1, 2015
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