Trump

1: Cards, a deck of cards
2: A scumbag that thinks giving teachers guns is a good idea, is the president of the US since 2016
1: Lets play Blackjack!

2: “YOU’RE FIRED!” “Make america great again”

*An uneducated swine*: “I love you, Donald Trump! Deport me, Daddy!”
by iNotAotaku March 26, 2018
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Trump.... I WILL BUILD A WALL TO PROTECT IS FROM GLOBAL WORMARING
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A degenerate of a person with certain qualities:
- An orange, leathery micro-penis
- Likes to wall off all of his problems
- Likes to brag about a small loan of a million dollars equating to "hard earned success"
- Synonymous with "Drumpf"
- Filled with more lies than Clinton
- Would marry daughter
- "Hypocritical" is his/her middle name
- He's "HUUUUUGE"
- His dog is in a dormant state on his head
- Scared of releasing HIS FUCKING TAX RETURNS
*Points at TV* "Man, fuck that guy on TV!"
"Who, Donald Drumpf?"
"Yeah, he's such a Trump!"
"Damn dude, that's harsh, but the truth hurts I guess."
by the feisty one March 16, 2016
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A word discribeing a person with an enlarged ego and toupee who has no business in politics but who still insists on entering anyway despite the fact that his best plan is to tell China and the Middle East to go fuck themselves and assume the problem will take care of itself from there and imagine himself up some supporters. A cut above a Palin.
"That lump from celebrity apprence is a real trump."
by Dr, C. Nile August 23, 2011
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Someone who takes credit for others' work, is extraordinarily arrogant, and has a smug sense of accomplishment regardless of the sheer stupidity of their actions; a douchebag.
"Dude, did you see Kanye on that talk show last night?"
"Yeah, he's such a fuckin' Trump."
by Dharma Midget November 06, 2014
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To fail or ruin something due to stupidity. To fail in such a way, where doing nothing, would have been better.
1) Man,I Trumped that test. My parents are going to kill me.
2) I love her, but I Trumped that relationship beyond fixing.
3) I hit another car with my car, and now the back is Trumped up.
by TimeTime December 07, 2016
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To be proven 100% wrong of one's theory, and then to proudly take all the credit for being proven wrong.
Lindsay started trumping, saying she was proud that she made Kaitlin come forward and prove with a DNA test that the baby was conceived by Katilin's own husband. All after claiming she had proof otherwise, spreading nasty rumors, and casting doubt saying it was another man's even though a blood test had proven otherwise.
by Sidbo April 28, 2011
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