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mini-trucker

A person who drives a mini-truck. They like to put work into their rides to show their creativity. You can normally find a mini-trucker draggin his/her truck down the street. They have respect for others and love life. A true mini-trucker will have adjustable suspension.

Mini-truckers drive their trucks low and hold their heads high because they have an unwritten and unspoken agreement that they will live life to the fullest and never fall victim to 'the norm'.
"Son, someday you will make a girl very happy, for a short period of time. Then she will leave you and be with new men that are ten times better than you will ever hope to be. These men are called mini-truckers."
by Heffner April 13, 2007
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Tractoring

When a male has his penis in his hand whilst urinating in to a wheat field whilst being hugged by 2 men.
Did you hear about Paul he had his cock out whilst pissing into a wheat field whilst being hugged by Pete and Ron they were proper Tractoring.
by Camp Commander August 15, 2019
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truckie's breakfast

A black coffee and a siggie. In other words had no breakfast.
I had a Truckie's Breakfast today.
by Clayton Janes April 20, 2006
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Trucker Tea

The amber liquid often found in half-filled jugs and jars on the side of highway where they were discarded by long-haul truckers.
The freeway ecology crews find a lot of strange things by the side of the road, but the worst are plastic jugs full of PISS, which they call "Trucker Tea". You see, truckers don't like to stop to take a leak so they go in the jug and huck it out the window. One thing all truckers have in common is that they have a pot to piss in and a window to throw it out of. Robert Downey Jr. gets to pick it up.
by The Mocker June 27, 2009
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Dalkeith Tractor

An expensive Four Wheel Drive that is too expenisive to go off road. But makes a good status symbol when droping the kids off at school.
Look at her, dropping kids off in the Dalkeith Tractor
by Dave C April 16, 2005
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back it up like a Tonka truck

To back it up and get down.

An ancient saying, originating in Mesopotamia, recently reintroduced by rapper Pitbull in the song 'On the Floor' by the Jennifer Lopez.
Moments after entering the club, Matthew backed it up like a Tonka truck.

Joseph ordered a root beer at the bar, then proceeded to back it up like a Tonka truck.
by grandmaster_phag June 28, 2016
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ma truck

Any large truck, SUV, 18 wheeler or Bronco that is not used to assist in manual labor or tending land to compensate for incredibly small penis.
May include but is not limited to: unnecessary riding of ass on highways; cutting multiple lanes of traffic off to exit; excessive use of horn for no apparent reason; refusal to go any speed under 20 miles per hour over legal speed limit; complete neglect for children's school zone signs and speeds; and complete neglect for "Lane Ends: Must Change Lanes" signs.

Drivers are normally spoiled teen males or fathers of spoiled teen males. Usual characteristics are: On cell phones to listen to their on voice or texting, wearing excessively tight polo t-shirts to show lack of using any exercise but bench, usually has over priced sunglasses, blue tooth, hat turned backwards with sticker still on it, and either incredibly baggy or emo tight jeans. Normal passengers are fellow ma truckers or dumb blonde girlfriends that are attracted to ma trucks.

Normal appearance of truck: Usually covered in chrome, front/rear/side/undercarriage/roof bumper guards or headache rack, lifted 12" above standard, monster truck size wheels, added mufflers/exhaust that further decrease ridiculously low gas mileage.
by a pissed off driver September 29, 2009
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