Trouser Socks

A delightfully delicious nylon creation designed to cover business professionals from toes to knee. Only suitable for the most serious corporate go-getter and best paired with a good set of slacks (please see definition for more detail). They are available in a variety of colors, most notably a radiant bright red and black argyle pattern. They are available for purchase to any certified business professional at any Pants Store location in the U.S.

That guy is killing it on the sales floor with his new pair of trouser socks

by Fierce McNally December 9, 2011

Cambodian Trouser Snake

Noun: An endangered species that hides in the pants, or more commonly the underwear of male humans. It is always ready to attack the female humans - in some cases male - in a desperate attempt to gain self respect or popularity ; Often exaggerated in size.

Person A: "Oh my, there's a snake in there!"

Person B: "It looks like my Cambodian Trouser Snake has gotten loose! We should try and tame it before it attacks."

by Nutella Stuart May 17, 2009

rebel trousers

1.) A cult in which you accomplish absolutely nothing, and make people who aren't in the group think your very serious about it, to the point which those who are not in the group get jealous and begin to form their own "cults" that are enemies of your own.

2.) An expression, saying, "I'm putting my rebel trousers on", meaning your going to rebel against something real soon. Your preparing for something rebellious

Tex: Idk dude... Dude we should totally go crash the party... it would be SOOOOO FUNNNY. *says with big grin*

Mike: Yeah dude! lets do it lets fucking do this im all about it! Im totally ready for this!

Alex: WATCH OUT GUYS MIKES PUTTING HIS FUCKING REBEL TROUSERS ON!

Nolan: Looks like theres a new sherrif in town.

Ryan: Woast.

by Dwayne Delaney March 13, 2010

The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion

When a person (usually a teenager) shits their pants in a watery and explosive manner to escape a drug test appointed by his or her parent or legal guardian changing the color of said person's pants and floor causing a literal shit storm

When my parents pulled out that drug test I knew I was fucked and had no choice but to use The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion

by fangirlshitstank May 23, 2020

charming the one eyed trouser snake

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.

Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool

by Jim July 19, 2004

trouser waffle

n. A waffle found in one's trousers (or other article worn on the lower region of the body). This waffle is usually a product of digestion and excretion of human waste (that once consisted of a waffle, possibly Belgian).

n. A derogatory slang term used as a metaphor when comparing one to a trouser waffle (see above). This is usually used in reference to a foolish deed done by another.

"Scott is such a trouser waffle, he never does anything."

"Quit kicking yourself in the upper quartiles, you trouser waffle."

by C Dizzle September 27, 2005

trouser-trout

What a fisherman brings home to his girlfriend or wife to eat when he doesn't catch a fish. (His penis)

Honey, I'm home from fishing. I hope your in the mood for trouser-trout, I just got done cleaning it. It's alright with me if you want to share it with your girl friend.

by ZZZ4 October 18, 2009