A delightfully delicious nylon creation designed to cover business professionals from toes to knee. Only suitable for the most serious corporate go-getter and best paired with a good set of slacks (please see definition for more detail). They are available in a variety of colors, most notably a radiant bright red and black argyle pattern. They are available for purchase to any certified business professional at any Pants Store location in the U.S.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods