witch trials 

A collective group of the dumbest ass people u will ever know accusing bullshit left and right. This is a time where logic is bent over a table and brutally raped and common sense has not yet been invented

Salem witch trials/ the book the crucible

witch trials by Erdergererer April 11, 2014

Tribble Factor 

When men wear tank tops and the hairs are poking out like they stuffed a Tribble from Star Trek under each arm.

"Brittany, I hate it when your boyfriend wears a wife-beater because of the Tribble Factor! He needs to cover that shit up!"

Tribble Factor by Jacquelina January 18, 2008

Tribadism 

Grinding your vulva against some other part of your partner's body. It may be a leg, arm, stomach or anywhere else.

It may be done with or clothes on or off, and the indirect stimulation may be especially appreciated by those with a sensitive clitoris.

It may also be called 'frottage', 'dry humping' or 'dry fucking' (even though it isn't necessarily dry!).

Jen straddled her partner's stomach and rubbed her vulva against it to gain pleasurable feelings.

Tribadism by Smurf March 22, 2005

30-Day Trial 

Philosophy pioneered by Danny that deals with crushes. If you have a crush, you have 30 days to do something about it. Whether it be a date, sex, or going out, something must be done in 30 days. If by the end of the 30 days no progress is made with you and your crush, you have to move on to the next one. There are also 10 and 15-Day trials, but for those to work, the crush must know you like them.

I hope my 30-day trial with that hot senior in yearbook works.

30-Day Trial by Dan February 27, 2004

Tribadism 

A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs (like two pairs of scissors) and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm. Also called scissoring, the practice has many colloquialisms. In some Central American countries it is called "making tortillas," and the Chinese refer to the act as "polishing mirrors".

I felt myself get hard as I peeked through the window and watched Tiana and Brianna get naked and make out on the bed, but it wasn't until they began doing tribadism that I realized I had just creamed in my pants.

Tribadism by camerondallastho August 19, 2016

Salem Witch Trial 

When some asshole starts trouble with you, and then sets you up the be the bad guy and take all the heat.

One of the boss's stupid bitches starts a crazy arguement with you at work, and then runs to the boss, who she is fucking, to get you in trouble.

KATE: What happened Jane?

JANE: Salem Witch Trial, Kate. One week off with no pay.

KATE: But Alice started it! You're right -- Salem!

JANE: Yea, maybe I better start fucking the boss so I don't get fired.

KATE & JANE: NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Salem Witch Trial by Jane Curtain July 9, 2006

Tribble 

1. PURE EVIL
2. A ball of fluff that procreates rapidly and drains an entire species of resources until they collapse. The species does not notice because the tribbles are "cute."

3. Parasite, abomination

The tribble was taken onboard the ship of unsuspecting idiot Earthlings who figured it was a cute pet. THEY WERE WRONG.

Tribble by Appayipyip42 July 1, 2011