teamstacker

In FPS, but usually RTS:
Someone who puts all of the better players on his team, instead of distrubuiting them around evenly. This causes the entire game to be one sided, and generally unfun, even for the winning team, because there's really no challenge. Usually seen on Starcraft from total idiot n00bs who get the better players to defend them while they mass carriers. Because we all know, carriers = instant win (not)

Fucking teamstacker, let's all go for him....

by PzkfWIIIII February 10, 2008

Team Nader

Some who starts off a FPS S&D match by grenading his/her entire team, making them loss the round.

Dude, you ****in Team Nader, you just lost us the game!

by FPSplayer101 April 2, 2009

Team bope

The hottest squad under the sun. If you aint a bope, you a lope, hate cuz fame comes easy for us bopes. with its 9 original and 4 added members of bope we roll as the best, nothin less. fuck the rest.

Yo man, i deadass wanna be a member of team bope (nicku lmfao), ill do anything for team bope!

by BopeCaptianBiznatch34 May 11, 2009

Team Onions

The act of a group of guys standing in a circle at a party and slipping their nutsacks through their zippers with hopes that an innocent bystander (usually female) in the middle of the group, will look down and see 5 or more sacks of onions.

Tamara was traumatized when she realized she was a victim of a game of Team Onions.

by Milky2010 November 8, 2009

Team Piss

When two or more persons (not just men) urinate at the same time. Team pisses can be anywhere from outside to the common bathroom. People who Team Piss shout "TEAM PISS!" while using the rest room.

"Dude, I have to piss!" -Friend 1
"So do I!" -Friend 2
*looks at each other*
"TEAM PISS" -Friends 1 and 2

by Amberra January 18, 2011

team slash

The act of urinating with a group of men during a party, usually outdoors. also see Team piss.

Guy 1: "I need to piss, bro I'm like 6 brews deep!"

Guy 2: "Team slash!"

Both Guys: "Yeah!!!"

by DannyZ805 March 4, 2011

Teamism

A mental illness that occurs when you no longer care about right and wrong, just so long as your ideological "team" wins a piece of political ground, real or imagined. Rampant among American citizens who have hopelessly given in to the two-party political system. Its a fear that if you open your mind to your opposition that you are being coerced by evil. It's the feeling you get when you begin to resent family or friends during a heated political argument. The belief that any dissenting opinions other than those held by the doctrines of your party or denomination hold an evil agenda.

The conservative politician from Alabama spoke in favor of gay rights. I didn't trust him at first but it might have been my own sense of teamism that kept me.

"Max Talbot is on the Bruins now? I hate that guy."
"But you said in '09 when he scored two goals in game 7 that you would suck his dick. That's some bullshit teamism, dude."
"I know. He's still awesome and it pisses me off."

You cannot despise people who suffer from teamism and teamist thoughts. If someone you care about cannot talk to you about something they feel is important without belittling others for thinking differently, be kinder to them and never bring up the topic again. The bile and bullshit they inject life's petty squabbles with have to iron itself out.

by deincredibles March 5, 2015