townie

a person who thinks it is 'hard' not to attend school, to say words such as 'safe', 'yea man', 'buff' and other such words. they exist on this earth purly to live off the dole in a council house with nine filthy kids who skip school and do drugs, just as they did. they are everywhere and continue to harrass anyone they feel like by attacking them physically as they dont have the vocabulary to do so verbally.

townie conversation;
townie one: wosdat den huh?
townie two: new mega bad phone yeah!
townie one: phat maaan! wherizfro?
townie two: nicked dinna? bo!
townie one: badass safe yeah! so phat!
*they indulge in scary odd handshake consisting of knocking fists together then clapping and shaking hands on the side*
townie two: whosat naw?
townie one: dunnah, les beat em ya?
townie two: ya phat
*walk up to random peson on street*
townie one: WOSSIT U DOIN HER IS ME AN MY BROS SPOT YA SO MOVIT BEFA I BEAT YA
*silence*
townie two: YA NOT HER MAAAN? MOVIT!!! OR YA STAR'IN?? RI DAT IT I GONNA WUP YA SILLY NAW MAAN YA!
*they then try to beat the random person and end up in a jail cell with multiple injuries*

by :poisonedheart: January 13, 2004

townie

ahh townies how i do loath them they even invade the country u d think you d be safe on the isle of wight but no its infested this is most noticeable in the ryde area wher there are alot of "dirty goffiks" as we are lovingly knowen as they spend their friday and saturday nights drinking cheap cyder in the ice rink or crappy pubs at the bottom of the high street and the hanging round outside the royal squadron the "batty goffs" pub looking for a fight. I pity them they are goning to grow up as nothing and live sad lives trying to immitate the bratz doll collection and failing misarbly most of the females look like they ve been used to clean a toilet and the boys look like they got dressed in the dark. What is the constant obbsession with starting on alteritives and goths all we do is sit smoke and try 2 learn at school and they r always homophobic what do they have against gays and bis. townies are a disease and there should be a vacination.

my argument with stupid townie slapper:
townie:r u a goff?
me:no i m jus spectrumly challenged
townie:wha?!?!? u starting
me:no but you have the personality of an apple
Townie:(after long time)but... apples dnt hav personalities
me:exsactly
Townie:stupid dirty goffik and ur a dyke 2 u scab
me:yup u gotta a problem
townie:(after bout 5 min) shut up (then walks off looking confused)

by taryn November 4, 2004

townies

Any native of a town with a college in it.

The townies invaded the campus to watch TV at the student union.

by geats nelson July 6, 2005

Townies

urk. ppl who wear tracksuits (evry day) an tops dat say "BOSTON" who knows y. they hang round shopping centres, not buying n e thing apart from a big mac. girl townies ave fake louie vuiton bags that r the size of ur hand. sum of them have dummies, hung round their necks on string (in amongst the keys and phone also hangind there), probably for their 3 children. boy townies have fake burbery caps pointin to da sun (although they mostly come out at night, like wearwolves), so therefor there is no point of them.they ride little bikes, so their knees touch their chin.they think theyre "wicked man init" but "naaarrrrrrr mannnnn dey aint init"

townie 1 : so like wat dya wanna do?
townie 2 : u startin on me? u startin?????? u want some BEEF?
townie 1 : oooooo u wan some beef i givin ya some BEEF"!!!!!!
passer-by : do you think he is offering that boy a burger?
townie 1 and 2 : ya startin on me????? i bash ya up maaannnnn !

by lilly August 3, 2004

townie

du ur best 2 clean up da streets...

take part...
kill a townie...

by ThE KilLeRs FaNz ?!&*$@~#+ January 16, 2005

townie

someone who thinks that they are a manbeast when they are actually a dojo boy

townies are twats

by JimmyK September 18, 2003

townie

someone who wears fake designer sports labels, fake burberry or mackenzie hoodies (cuz it looks like its got graffiti on it), caps with the peak at the same angle as everyone else, wear fake gold bling and steal chocolate milkshakes from the local corner shop. knows about 10 words including 'innit' and 'orrite' so communication is tricky. if male, he likes to ride a bike designed for a child 10 years younger than him, with added trick bars which he never uses. If a girl, she will wear lots of cheap burberry perfume and makeup and hair that has been gelled or sprayed back, and will have HUGE fake gold earrings. Townies are not to be confused with wankstas, who are people who try to act like gangstas and listen to 2pac and 50 cent.

Townie: 'orrite bruv, i just jacked some chocola' milkshake from dat corner shop innit, da geeza is gonna be well miffed now, dat is the fif' milkshake i jacked this week innit.'
Townie: 'innit bruv, im gonna go rape sum fuckin 5 year old, la'ers.'

by wasabi July 14, 2004