Tortilla Horse

An incredibly charming, nice, smart, and all-round sexy human being currently residing in the realms of Xbox. He is especially known for his standout intellect besting those around him such as Royal Shake, an illiterate human being incapable of basic thought processes.
Nigger Queer: "Did you hear about Tortilla Horse's new fanny??"
Niglet Queer: "Yes, daddy."
Nigger Queer: "Shut up, bitch."
by Prgxisu August 11, 2017
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you wanna take a hit off my peanut butter banana tortilla? just one and you’ll be zooted
by fjanzjdnzjxhs March 02, 2021
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tortilla fingers

A joking but endearing term used to describe someone of Latin descent, whose hands are resistant to heat due to picking tortillas out of the fire.
Jolie "Its not even that hot, stop being a baby" Michael "OK Tortilla Fingers"
by fuaXz May 19, 2016
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Lil Tortilla

One of the littest rappers right now, he flows like a lake
by shadylackin November 12, 2018
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Italian Tortilla

A male who likes to pick little weirdo's. No, seriously, his female is the type of person to go to a vet with a can of mashed tune and ask him to fix it for her. Not kidding. The said male is just a little cute weirdo
WoaH! Is that that Italian Tortilla guy? WoW wHat A cUtiE
by yesusdioenfskiiii July 27, 2020
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Bloody Tortilla

When a woman adds her period blood to food for some special flavor
"We were out of red sauce for taco night, so my girl gave me a Bloody Tortilla in its place"
by JinxFeet January 12, 2023
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confuzzled tortilla

i am a confuzzled tortilla
by that gay bish October 27, 2020
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