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hangxiety tourettes

When the hangxiety is so bad that your body has uncontrolled physical reactions to the cringe and embarrassment that you feel while being haunted by all the stupid shit your drunk alter ego did. Most commonly appears as a quick head shake + flinch combo — your body is trying to shake that atrocious thought right out of your head.
“Dude why are you twitching so much”

“Ah it’s the hangxiety tourettes
by Shrek5ever April 1, 2023
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Internet Tourettes

A person with Internet Tourettes is characterized by an uncontrollable urge to blurt out random messages in the form of a comment, an image, a gif, or a video.
Whether or not these messages are appropriate in any sort of context is up to said person.

Generally, this term can be applied to a wide array of people, but in most cases, it can be boiled down to two distinct types:
1. A shitposter who replies in an exaggerated way to a post for the sake of comedy.
2. A crazy person who immediately derails an otherwise normal conversation with utter nonsense for no (obvious) reason.
1. "We can't ever have a normal group chat, because every time Tom posts anything serious, George comes in with his Internet Tourettes and spams shitposts that have no relation to the conversation."

2. "Whenever I post a cute cat picture on Facebook, my friend with Internet Tourettes just HAS to chime in with conspiracy theories about the moon landing."
by Tip Tip The Bird October 29, 2023
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tourettes

One of the most common symptoms of tourettes syndrome is uncontrollable throat clearing, laughing, or other facial, or audible ticks.
Adam (AKA PTOboy) could not say three sentences without laughing like beavis and butthead.

He also compulsively cleared his throat 50 - 100 times a day.

"AHEM - listen to me: I'm going to say something very important again..."
by Joyce March 30, 2004
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iphone tourettes

epic auto-correct fail on iphone when trying to type Haha.
random word picked by iphones auto correct feature.

aka: Habsburg
Brenda: Dude this IM is showing you on and off then on and offline again...I think it's tripping.

Richard: Habsburg

Brenda: Habsburg? WTH?

Richard: Hahahahahaha sorry stupid autocomplete.

Brenda: I think you have iphone tourettes...HABSBURG!
by ileanwidit October 21, 2010
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simile tourettes

the process of using like after every 3 words.
Sally: So like I went to like the mall yesterday and bought like three or five like useless things.

Mike: Bitch you've got simile tourettes.
by derpherpherpderp March 28, 2011
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tourettesing

yelling and or shouting obscene language, often making very little or any sense, for no distinct reason.
"When hit with the pudding, Alex began tourettesing at the top of his lungs through out the entire cafeteria.
by Brian McCarthy October 30, 2007
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Blackout Tourettes

The condition in which an uptight prude who was blacked out while drinking suddenly becomes the crudest person imaginable.
Drunk Prude: "I want to f*** fill in the blank right now!"

Drunk Prude's Friend to fill-in-the-blank: "Believe me, he really does not want to do that to you, he's having a case of blackout tourettes..."
by Wallace Carlos June 5, 2009
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