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torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 October 31, 2020
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Torch Knobbing

The act of using a blow torch or other heating device on a door knob, then using it for sexual pleasure, usually by way of anal.
by rybones October 6, 2025
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Passing the Olympic Torch

When you're at the circle jerk and everyone changes from the right hand to the left (or vice versa)
A Paul Bunyan sat down next to me but thankfully there was a Passing the Olympic Torch
by Paulbunioned June 3, 2023
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Rosebud torch

When a male/female places a lit match in their partners prolapsed anus.
After our aggressive butt sex session I gave her a rosebud torch.
by Lovemyer July 12, 2018
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Torch

by Faeborne December 30, 2023
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torch

A prison term. In place of lighters, a crude flammable device may be constructed with toilet paper, the roll-tube, a sufficiently frayed wire or a hot enough bulb.
Hey, when you get the torch lit, shoot it down to us man, we still git a little tobacco.
by theLegitTapper7 October 26, 2015
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Peruvian Torch

When you cover your partner in gasoline, and proceed to blanket them in your flammable nut.
"Gloria, get the gas, this one needs a Peruvian Torch!"
"Not again, Harold!"
by Nut_meme March 5, 2017
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