touching toes

when you finger your dad in the face with your rabbits tail and tomato ketchup squirts out of his ear but it smells like lemon juice and fish guts

did you touch toes last night?
yeah i enjoyed touching toes

by kyffdog May 20, 2018

Toncil touching

A girl who loves to be fucked in her mouth and have her toncils touched.

"It's Toncil Touching Time.

by Con Rad November 27, 2007

Touching the Gnar

Downing a couple bottles of robo and getting pry leaned with yr bros watching 'it's always sunny in philidelphia' on yur macbook pro.

Symptoms include inability to control basic motor functions and extreme disorientation.

"your pinky's teching out bro, i think you're touching the gnar."

by Krispin Bratt April 16, 2009

towching

to punch your friend in the balls

hey man look over their ahhhh i was just towching you haha

by shane oconwell April 16, 2007

Tonching

A word used to gross out your girlfriend.

Eddie grossed out his girlfriend by texting tonching to her.

by geecarr85 August 14, 2010

touching my tablet

The act of repeatedly slapping the vagina. Then the clitoris.

Mike was touching my tablet last night on our honeymoon.

by Idk😰 March 24, 2016

touching my hat

The act of delivering a message to someone by using double meanings and involving third parties or even mass media.

The message is usually covered by a supposed to be weird sense of humour and can have disastrous consequences such as destroying relationships, causing depression or having the career jeopardized by losing the job.
It is not unusual that the sender is that immature, villain and coward that if asked to have a direct discussion flees away or even claim a friendzone after the damage done through the prank done.

She was touching my hat while her fuckbuddy was making a parody of the love letter I sent her

by Sombrero Tocado September 3, 2016