Torch ass

The day after a night of excessive drinking, Where you shit so many times that you feel like your ass whole has a torch lit on it.

Alex woke up this morning with torch ass and had to go to the hospital is but hole hurt so bad.

by Omaster25 March 8, 2015

Palm Springs Blow Torch

Usually occurs after consuming a spicy meal accompanied by a bout of food poisoning where you repeatedly spray red hot shit out your ass. However, despite your inflamed anus, it does not stop your partner from sexual penetration.

Despite eating some bad taco meat, Jason's sexual frustration resulted in Nick giving him a big old Palm Springs blow torch.

by ZT14 October 13, 2016

torch

A prison term. In place of lighters, a crude flammable device may be constructed with toilet paper, the roll-tube, a sufficiently frayed wire or a hot enough bulb.

Hey, when you get the torch lit, shoot it down to us man, we still git a little tobacco.

by theLegitTapper7 October 26, 2015

the human torch

when you cover yourself in gasoline and light your self on fire, or you replace your spinal fluid with gasoline

remember that nigga from Arab springs? yeah that nigga pulled the human torch.

by echhi June 23, 2019

Olympic Torch

When a male or female, places their head on the ground or base of a chair, raises their butthole towards the sky (straight up) and releases a fart upon proper signaling. It is representative of the classic lighting of the Olympic torch that is used at an Olympic games.

Lex "Nick light the Olympic torch up baby!"
Nick *raises butthole to the sky and lets one rip*
Mitch - wtf is going on

by blackhawk700 December 5, 2019

Torched

Past tense of torch. To severely roast someone.

Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Gregory for getting caught with his girlfriend?
Person 2: Yeah dude, mf got torched by his Catholic parents LOL.

by thelegend3x3x3 October 2, 2019

Torch a tree

When two people are bumping uglies and the girl sets the guys pubes on fire and they have to fuck the flames out

Hey dude, did Torrie and you torch a tree last night? You're walking kinda funny.

Hell yeah dude! Shit was FLAME!

by T town April 5, 2018