Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...

"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."

by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022

tootie

something/someone cute, comes from cutie paTOOTIE. Can be used for friends, celebs, pets etc doesn't matter, as long as it's tootie.

person1: who's your ult bias?
person2: chuu, she's so tootie

by lemqnshark May 29, 2023

Booty tooty

Fart

Kissing unattractive a booty tooty

by Danull February 6, 2018

Crusty tooty

A mean or annoying person that should leave everyone alone

Person : hey look at that annoying person
Person 2: oh ya he’s a crusty tooty

by Carol_thebomb November 17, 2020

Tootie

A male penis

That boy have a big tootie .

by Bigolefreakouuulala December 26, 2024

Tooty Giuliani

Nickname awarded the disgraced former Mayor of New York after audibly farting during the Michigan Voter Fraud Hearing. Jenna Ellis, his co-conspirator, could be seen recoiling in disgust.

Fellow prison inmate shouts at his cellmate, 'Hey Tooty Giuliani, don't be stinking up our cell with you nasty, wet farts.'

by LaughingAloud December 15, 2023

tootie

A cute and funny word to use instead of saying vagina.

That woman lickes another woman's tootie last night.

by IntuitiveExtrovert93 August 30, 2025