tooping

to text while pooping

Jessica: "Chris! what are you doing in there?!"
Chris:"im tooping!! go away!!"

by Tamali's!! May 12, 2009

nigger tools

Tools that can be used for a wide array of jobs, since the right tool for the job is often not present. Most common examples include: vise-grips, crescent wrenches, and pipe wrenches.

Why don't you go buy a socket set and stop using these nigger tools!

by Mshay May 8, 2008

Tootsie

A 1980's comedy starring Dustin Hoffman. Quite possibly the funniest and most wonderful comedy of all time.

Yeah...The Graduate was good, but give me Tootsie any day!

by butterboy October 19, 2005

tools

slang for the hypodermic needles used to inject drugs.

"I can't get high because i dont have any tools"

by caliB September 26, 2005

Toots magoots

A particularly loud or odoriferous expulsion of flatulence, especially in mixed company.

Man, who cut the cheese? Toots magoots!

by RedGreenJr February 27, 2016

TOOLS

weaponry.

i aint going out if i aint got no tools!!

by buzzingtons June 5, 2009

CARPET TOOTSIE

another word for the droppings of small dogs left on carpet; usually laid where you are most likely to step on them.

Man, that freaking Chihuahua laid out a carpet tootsie in the hallway that I didn't see and stepped smack in it!

by babates February 9, 2006