Toob

One who is both a tard and a noob.

Guy #1: Dude, Billy set Alt+F4 as a hotkey in an online game and can't figure out why it keeps closing.

Guy #2: Man, what a toob.

by CodeNinja February 2, 2013

toob

an intentional misspelling of TUBE

gayzelle's shirt says TOOB

by vodkasaid January 27, 2009

toobies

When a woman has very saggy breasts, so saggy that they resemble tubes of flesh.

Look at her toobies! Those things go down to her waist!

by Chester; March 11, 2007

toor

A common password for root on many linux systems. Used by default on the Slax live CD and by lamer admins.

Bob: What's the root pass on this friggin machine?
Jobe: toor man toor.

by x3nos June 13, 2005

toboreculosis

Highly contagious boredom that nearly kills you. Not to be confused with toboreculocus, highly contagious boredom spread by insects.

I can't come to work today, I've got toboreculosis

by Simon Christopher Blair III March 30, 2010

tooboobulating

pleasuring one's self by placing lice on the pubic region

OMG i just walkedin on katie tooboobulating again... thats the 3rd time this week!

by allison&maria November 11, 2011

Toortle

A toortle is a strange and beautiful creature that frolics on the floors of Austin Texas. It has brown eyes and is Mexican it also can be seen throwing things at you. If the toortle throws something at you you are cursed to die!

Run it’s a toortle!

by AahahahahhahahH November 2, 2019