Tony

1.A greasy automechanic drinking a pepsi.

2.a shorter name for Anthony

3.A sexy italian man who eats pizza pies and pasta daily

4.Someone who hates mayo and cupcakes

5.A person who listens to straight edge bands excessivly

6.A heart breaking hooker

7.A guy who buys promise rings with no promises behind them.

8.A guy who smokes

9.A super neato Frito guy

10. A silly salamander

ADJECTIVE:

extremely sexifyingly sexy and funny

Liz: Hey what's up?
Tony: I hate it when people say what's up!
Liz: oh.. sorry...
Tony: I hate talking on cellphones i'm going to get brain cancer and its your fault
Liz: oh... your such a tony!

Random person: Hey!!! Tony!!! how is the tirestore?

by Liz Waters December 9, 2008

Tony

Talk of New York

The Empire State building is a pretty tony.

by dodgerschick May 17, 2010

Tony

Antonio, also known as Tony the bitch ass lil fucker. He fucking acts like he cares but in reality he doesn't give two shits about what happens in your life. He is so two faced never trust him.

Tony- I'll always be here for you, I love you.
Me- Awwww!!!!
Tony- Goodbye.

by Alanya2005 October 8, 2018

Tony

Someone who is so trash at Rainbow Six Siege, and practically every other game. Calling someone worse than tony is one of the meanest insults you can say. It’s almost impossible to be worse then Tony because of how trash he is.

Danny: “Bro your worse then Tony”
Friends: *gasp “ you just roasted the fuck or of him”

by Danny’sBetterThanLeviAtR6 April 3, 2019

Tony

Tony is a fucking weird little prick who likes pizza and has a 10 inch pain train (choo choo). He is a cripple. He likes to play Xbox and can't play any games as good as I do lmao. *plays Justin bieber sorry*

Tony is a gay mong.

by ThatSexyGirlLMAO March 7, 2017

Tony

Overpriced and well spoken professional that deceives people into thinking that they cannot do financial and legal tasks own their own and at no cost to them

Bro, you don’t need a legal Tony to work on that. Just go on Legal Zoom.

by King of all peasants June 3, 2020

Tony

Desperate cunt

Jim: oh look it's Tony the desperate cunt

by Desperate dick February 15, 2018