Someone Who Plays the drums, A stupid way of saying it. Usually by Gay magazine editors who are trying to be funny
"Win this competition and you too could be a tub thumper like Rev" (rev is the drummer for avenged sevenfold, Iron maiden wannabes, theyll never be anywhere near as good though.)
by welsy27 October 01, 2006
by TheSpudThumper October 31, 2010
Why does Sarah post bible quotes by day, then whores around the neighborhood by night? That whore is a fake Jesus-thumper.
by CutThroatBitch35 February 06, 2014
by Matches007 September 05, 2005
When one cooks a bake potato to perfection with all of the fixens ie: chives, pepper, cheese, bacon and instead of sour cream uses their splouge. Then the potato is served up to a lady while she is thumped from behind.
Instead of taking her out to dinner we stayed at my house and I served her up the ol Idaho Spud Thumper.
by The Stickies July 17, 2009
Engaging in intercourse with a female who is pregnant with a child that is (at least presumably) not yours. This term only applies to heterosexual males. See 'Tonya Tub Thumper' for lesbians with strap-ons.
CAUTION: THIS ACT IS NOT ENCOURAGED AS IT MAY LEAD TO FETUSES GETTING POKED IN THE EYES
CAUTION: THIS ACT IS NOT ENCOURAGED AS IT MAY LEAD TO FETUSES GETTING POKED IN THE EYES
That dude is porking her in the third trimester, he's such a Turner Tub Thumper.
If there's a bun in the oven, don't worry about stoppin the lovin' -Turner Tub Thumper
If there's a bun in the oven, don't worry about stoppin the lovin' -Turner Tub Thumper
by Buck Whittaker June 30, 2009
The most feared of the craps possible to take that will completely annihilate your anus and any toilet you are using to the point that there is no point of existing after this shear and unholy beast of a teard.
No one has ever survived the apocolyptic and devastaional strike of the massive and utterly ownageness power of the thumper dumper code red, except for me and I live to tell the tale.
by ThumperDumperCodeRedSurvivor January 15, 2012