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Golden Threesome

The third time a person has sex with two people at one time. That is, the third threesome. Analogous to golden birthday.

Any kind of threesome counts. Three girls, three guys, two girls and a guy, or two guys and a girl.
First, Dick slept with Jane and Sally. Then Dick slept with Jane and Tommy. Then, for his golden threesome, Dick slept with Angela and Tammy, successfully completing his golden threesome.

It may be many years before Dick pulls off a golden foursome.
by itsyallyall December 16, 2012
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Hillbilly-threesome

Pertaining to family (mainly actual cousins) who have sex with eachother and a horse.
Josie and her cousin just got done having a hillbilly-threesome with her horse Ed.
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Christian Threesome

A relationship that involves a man, a woman, and God.
Example of Timmy professing his love in a Christian Threesomes: "God I love you so much"
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canadian threesome

A threesome where at least one of the participants leaves sexually unsatisfied.
"how did last night go?"
"turned out it was a Canadian threesome, I had to finish myself off"
by A anna October 5, 2008
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Devil's Threesome

-phrase
1. A threesome involving two "horns"
2. A sexual encounter where a woman has to deal with two cocks at the same time
3. A sin against God (even if you don't believe in him)

Origin:
Some sad fuckers who wanted to claim they had a threesome.
A "Dude, I had a threesome last night."
B "Awesome, who with?"
A "Cindy and Joe"
B "Who's Jo? Is she fit?"
A "No, Joe is a guy"
B "........"
A "Joe is Cindy's ex-boyfriend - it was a Devil's Threesome"
B "Get the fuck away from me, loser."
by Gregory Miffington February 19, 2010
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Polish threesome

any group sex activity with more than two people
We had a Polish threesome last night after the basketball game
by adam_before_eve April 18, 2006
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Secondhand Threesome

A threesome in which only two people are involved at any one time, but are connected by the person in the middle.
My secondhand threesome with Pence was so awesome. By the time it was my turn again I had fully completed a rubix cube! I feel so multi-talented!
by livewire4800 June 11, 2010
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