Triple threat

When a girl milks your prostate and gives you a blow job while drunk off whiskey.

Man1: Dude I was with you mom last night
Man2: fuck you dude
Man1: she gave me a triple threat

by Dirty Chaos June 24, 2017

Threat lungs

A satirical twist on the well known phrase, “threat girl.” Threat lungs occur when you were so focused on avoiding your threat girls that you forgot to avoid your real enemy, the common cold.

Joey: Hey bro how’s it going with threat girl #6 this week?
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!

by FlameofUdeeznuts April 3, 2022

Threat-Fiction

A set of beliefs and stories that threaten you with eternal damnation if you don't believe in them.

Random person: "The world is flat and you're going to hell if you don't vote for Trump."
Me:" Fuck you ignorant fascist scum and your threat-fiction."

by Atheist-Anarchocommunist September 2, 2020

Empty threat from a finger gun

When someone threatens you with an imaginary godly punishment.

1: god will send you to hell for your heathen ways.

2: that ain't nothing but empty threat from a finger gun. Get out here!

by Zombiewriter75 January 15, 2024

threats

what I get everyday.
T H R E A T S are a great way of saying "technically I didn't hurt them...(physically)"

UNHEALTHY COPING MECHANISM FOR THE WIN

"I will rip that toung out of your mouth, twist it around your head and strangle you with it."
"haha. I'm in danger"
"threats :)"

by By Bi bi (except I'm pan) June 28, 2021

Triple Threat

When you cum in her mouth, ass, and cunt in one go

Bro you know LeanBeefPatty?
I'd pull a Triple Threat on that hoe
"Smash, next question"

by Anonymous bish mofo69 August 30, 2023

Threat

A term used to relate someone is better than you and you feel insignificant in their dominant presence.

You say he looked in your general direction, please explain how thats a threat. Well I just feel threatened and scared "starts crying" please just help me.

by WGstyles July 28, 2023