Metrosexual Thread Humper is taken from JR Ward's "Black Dagger Brotherhood" series of books. It refers to a man, who without actually being gay, has the expensive taste for high-end clothing most often associated with gay men.
man #1 - "Look at these awesome deals on sweaters at Gucci and Versace. I'm wearing the Louis Vuitton socks and underwear I bought after my mani/pedi."
man # 2- "dude, you are such a metrosexual thread humper."
man # 2- "dude, you are such a metrosexual thread humper."
by jasvond December 28, 2011
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The act of killing someone in a shooter game by shooting the bullet through a narrow space at distance . Usually done with a sniper rifle and with only one shot.
Gamer : Dude i was playing Bad Company 2 and all i could see was this campers scalp about half the map away between two hummers through my scope one shot one kill.
Gamers Friend : Dude that's called threading the needle your a bad ass!!
Gamers Friend : Dude that's called threading the needle your a bad ass!!
by Cadmb3 April 18, 2011
Get the threading the needle mug.A boy/girl who is to afraid to talk to the opposite sex about out of school activities. The thread group is a confidence booster for those who don't talk to the opposite sex and provides a sense of camaraderie/fraternity among other threads. A term associated with threads is thread shock. Thread shock is defined as the condition in which a person is too stunned to talk to the opposite gender that he/she doesn't reply. The hierarchy of threads is as follows from top to bottom: Thread Founder, Thread God, Thread Prophet, Thread Legacy (in the case that you are related to a former thread member), and Thread Star. The secret handshake of the Thread is fist-pounding yourself or high-fiving yourself after someone else high-fives or fist-pounds you, which serves as a symbol for the elevated sense of confidence one receives when among other threads.
Thread Shock:
Kendall: Hey Bob! What's up?
Bob: *Thinks* Is she talking to me? Why are my hands sweating so much? Should I reply? Nah, I can betray the Thread, I'm better off not replying.
Thread Life:
Friend: Hey Bob, are you going to Kendall's party tonight?
Bob: Nah man, I'm thread. Talking to girls outside of school would mean betraying the thread
Kendall: Hey Bob! What's up?
Bob: *Thinks* Is she talking to me? Why are my hands sweating so much? Should I reply? Nah, I can betray the Thread, I'm better off not replying.
Thread Life:
Friend: Hey Bob, are you going to Kendall's party tonight?
Bob: Nah man, I'm thread. Talking to girls outside of school would mean betraying the thread
by TheyCallMeTheIllest April 24, 2013
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Get the big thread mug.When a chat room member on myspace or some other net meeting place, determined to save face after being totally cussed out, threatens to come around and attack/kill you or your mum/dad/cat/dog/budgie, even though they have absolutely noooooooo idea who you are or where you're at :-D
xyz has just entered the room
abc has just joined the room
^Freddy Flinstone: Your mum's ugly
&**Shinester****£: I'm gonna fuck you up, you watch
^Freddy Flinstone: OMG, LMFAO - e-threats, whatever, like
you even know where I live LOL
Sssexy-Meeee.....: LOL
abc has just joined the room
^Freddy Flinstone: Your mum's ugly
&**Shinester****£: I'm gonna fuck you up, you watch
^Freddy Flinstone: OMG, LMFAO - e-threats, whatever, like
you even know where I live LOL
Sssexy-Meeee.....: LOL
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