The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.
To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.
To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.
"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.
by geno singh March 12, 2024
Get the Jordan Curve Theoremmug. The believing theorem consists of three basic believes one should follow: 1. If you believe you will achieve, 2. If you believe you will receive, and 3. If you believe you will deceive. This theorem is widely accepted by many scientists who have spent their whole lives researching this wondrous topic and has yet to be denied by general belief. One must truly believe in the theorem for one to experience and succumb to its full effect.
Example 1.
Selena: Why do you think so many people don't win the lottery each year, Mel?
Mel: It's particularly simple, Sel. All there is to it is the Believing theorem.
Selena: Woah! What is that?
Mel: Not enough people do believe, so they don't receive.
Selena: It all makes sense now.
Example two:
Kid: I don't think I can win the food competition, mom.
Mom: Why not honey?
Kid: I can't can't eat two thousand cookies mom. I'm only nine.
Mom: Baby, like your grandfather, used to say " If you believe you will achieve. "
Kid: Woah... It all makes sense now. You are right mom!
Selena: Why do you think so many people don't win the lottery each year, Mel?
Mel: It's particularly simple, Sel. All there is to it is the Believing theorem.
Selena: Woah! What is that?
Mel: Not enough people do believe, so they don't receive.
Selena: It all makes sense now.
Example two:
Kid: I don't think I can win the food competition, mom.
Mom: Why not honey?
Kid: I can't can't eat two thousand cookies mom. I'm only nine.
Mom: Baby, like your grandfather, used to say " If you believe you will achieve. "
Kid: Woah... It all makes sense now. You are right mom!
by Carla.pickel June 1, 2018
Get the Believing Theoremmug. by harbdog2 September 15, 2021
Get the Noell Theoremmug. It states that the angle the moon makes with two stars is at 90° and the stars are at angles 30° and 60° respectively, therefore making it a triangle.
by That Gee December 20, 2022
Get the Moon Theoremmug. Created in 2021, the Vaccarella Theorem of Quadrilaterals places an emphasis on the vagueness which can be applied to everyday examples. A rectangle, in terms of quadrilaterals, is a specific parallelogram in which each pair of adjacent sides is perpendicular. On the contrary, squares are regular quadrilaterals that have four equal sides, along with four right angles. Using this information, one can identify that squares have more specific conditions than rectangles. Moreover, all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares. This means that squares can be viewed as the less vague topic in any situation, due to them being less likely to occur in the world of quadrilaterals. On the other hand, Rectangles can be seen as the more vague topic, due to them requiring less conditions to exist. One could use this when analyzing any given situation. For example, if one was to look at the issue of poverty within the United States, the Vaccarella Theorem of Quadrilaterals could be applied by saying that the general issue of poverty is the rectangle, whereas the issue of homelessness could be seen as the square. The Vaccarella Theorem of Quadrilaterals goes further than just rectangles and squares, and if needed, one can apply even more quadrilaterals to further differentiate parts of a situation, by simply increasing the complexity of quadrilaterals and adding them to the comparison.
"That was a crazy game, too bad the defense played so bad. I was just thinking about the Vaccarella Theorem of Quadrilaterals. The whole team was pretty bad today actually, it's like the team as a whole was the rectangle, but that one turnover in the fourth quarter was definitely the square."
by Beetlejesus November 9, 2021
Get the Vaccarella Theorem of Quadrilateralsmug. idk if u count up the relationships then round them out
u can find the % oif how gay u r
thats how it works right
u can find the % oif how gay u r
thats how it works right
by Blasphie March 30, 2018
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by Támadó June 25, 2024
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