Weekend ham

Weekend ham is when you and your boyfriend have been too busy during the week to have sex so you make time on the weekend.

Since we've been quite busy lately do you fancy some weekend ham?

by [Online name] July 16, 2019

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Weekend Creamer

Adding Baileys or Carolans to your coffee on non-work mornings.

We are almost out of weekend creamer and it’s only Saturday.

by Icameupwithit July 11, 2018

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nude weekend

When a bunch of adults dont tell there kids what they are doing and scares the shit out of them

Kids leave the house for a few days
why?
We are having a nude weekend
Holy shit

by A man of his word November 15, 2010

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Double Weekend

A four day weekend.

Having some combination of Saturday, Sunday and 2 other days off to make your weekend twice as long as usual.

Dude 1: "Have a good weekend mang, see you Monday."

Dude 2 "Nah Brahj, see you Wednesday, I got a double weekend, Monday and Tuesday off."

by Bad Larry Tanzania February 17, 2014

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ass weekend

When a male and a female engage in rectal intercourse for a period of 48 hours without a single break for food, drink, sleep, or restroom needs.

"Hey you wanna hang out this weekend?"
"Nah fam, me and the miss are planning on 48 straight hours of ass"
"I feel you, a good ass weekend sounds pretty nice right about now."

by Thatbibbabambeid August 31, 2017

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Wee-k-eh-N-D B-awl-L-s ; Weekend Balls is a common cause and effect of a hard week where once the weekend comes, the subject (person with balls) wants to relax and doesn't shower for the entire weekend and the resulting smell of their nether regions can only be described as "Weekend Balls".

OH MY GOD, bae, I just got a strong wiff of your weekend balls. PLEASE SHOWER.

by Weekend Balls June 15, 2020

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