When you are trying to be casual about sending some one a text message around your friends even though you really want to talk to that person
by chudgin_along December 6, 2014

Man, I had the squirts yesterday and shat so hard I got a diarrhea nut splash. I hope I got it all off.
by Velocinox October 28, 2010

a dookie splash is when you’re taking a big dookie and it hits the water and big splash of dookie water hits your booty
by puppylover10203 August 21, 2020

by S3xninja July 1, 2017

The act of ejaculation on a partner's face. Protein refers to the protein content present in semen or ejaculate.
by Chris Raven January 11, 2006


by ANGELiiADORE May 9, 2004
