Horse slapper

Male that deliberately seeks out the ugliest woman at a bar for sex.

Craig-" Damn... Joe sure got drunk tonight. I saw him leave the bar tonight with with a heinous lookin' bitch.
Mark-" What a horse slapper!"
Craig-" Whooooooooaaaaahhh Nelly!!!!!

by Juan Nutt March 17, 2011

knee-slapper

A funny story or event. Generally used facetiously. If not used facetiously, the user is a dork.

AHAHAHAHA, that's a KNEE-SLAPPER!

by emelizabeth October 30, 2004

Subway Slapper

Someone who intentionally or in self- defense slaps the shit out of another individual on the subway train.

Danay Howard found out what a subway slapper was when she hit Jorge Pena in the face first with her stiletto heels.

by Iamfree November 14, 2014

slong slapper

A person that gives a bad hand-job

That girl she as terrible. She is such a slong slapper

by Home's March 15, 2015

Incognito slapper

A slapper that bypasses age restrictions somehow on popular sites like yellow and literally slips under the radar to try to get some

Guy: why are 14 year olds matching with me when my age preference is set to 16-17
Mate: it's them incognito slapper s again or you're lying and actually a nonce

by Swiperswipesright June 23, 2017

bowl slapper

A large or constipated stool that requires leaning forward and slapping the front of the toilet bowl as a compensatory measure to expel the aforementioned stool. May be accompanied by the tapping of the feet, heavy breathing, sharp pains and an internal promise to eat less and drink more water.

Too much heavy holiday food has made for some excruciating trips to the restroom. Last nights turd was a real bowl slapper. I needed the handicap rails for extra grip.

by BMc68 December 21, 2020

floor slapper

Someone whose toes are so long that they don’t walk; they slap the floor.

“Have you seen Marco’s toes man? Grade A floor slapper for sure!”

by KattMillMe August 2, 2021