Misty lacoochee Green

White from Lacoochee Florida whore well known for working the streets from Dade City all the way up Bushnell, maybe even farther. Always looking to find her next trick or Crystal like substance for return of a blow job. Are for the men that think they're a little upper class $20 is all she asks.

Last 3 hours standing on the corner seeing lots of them pass the one that stopped shouted Misty lacoochee green is it true $20 is all she asked. (That's only if you call yourself upper class. I really do it for way less.)

by honest faithful women September 04, 2023

misty cheeks

Means having wet butt cheeks from sitting on a bench after some mist

Ben got dem misty cheeks

by Cookie Monster10531 December 03, 2017

misty sombrero

When you get in a tickle fight with your buddy and he laughs so hard it makes him pee a little, but you have a hat on to prevent splashback.

Oh man, that was some misty sombrero!

by boomdang February 10, 2023

Father John Misty

One of the best indie artist of all of the times, mahashmashana is his newest album to date, and his best (in my opinion fuck your opinion) is God's Favorite Customer

I have a big crush on Father John Misty
Father John Misty isn't that pedo priest from your church

by ThatGuyInAGasMask December 04, 2024

Backdoor Misty

A wet Fart

When you are hitting it from behind, and she gives you a little Backdoor Misty

by Esotric November 06, 2023

Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post

When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox

I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “

by Gercoff February 02, 2023

Misty Special

The act of adding a side of grilled shrimp to whatever you were planning on eating.

I cooked up some shrimps for my lady to enjoy while giving me head. Wanted to hook her up with a Misty special for Valentine’s Day.

by Father Sean Misty February 26, 2023