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A European Swallow

A type of bird that migrates, weighs 5 ounces, and CANNOT carry a one-pound coconut.
These birds are very different than African swallows, which are bigger, and most likely COULD carry a one-pound coconut. But African Swallows do not migrate, so they wouldn't carry one if they tried.
"How far can a swallow fly?"
"Well which one, a European Swallow or an African Swallow?"
by Namonya March 5, 2021
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European exceptionalism

When Europeans talk shit about the United States but turn around and beg us to aid them in their territorial disputes when their trailer park country ruled by corrupt oligarchs is in danger
by Irvinian January 4, 2023
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European biscuit

When someone shits on a cookie and you eat it
Dude, I heard she gave you a European biscuit?!
by Biscuit$ January 23, 2022
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European Union

The European Union is a golden chance for all europeans to unite and build a new federated socialist europe. A unified europe would be the single most powerful geopolitical entity in the history of mankind.

Or we could cling onto our pathetic 'nation states' and remain the US and China's bitch.
Intervention by the federal army has proved instamental in ending the long conflict...the dollar continued its sharp decline against the euro...Klapmann was candid about the growing global influence of European Union forces...
by Ever closer union January 20, 2009
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European Sauna

When an all-male group decide to have a nude sauna, continually referring to it as being very "European" as opposed to being very gay.
Hey this place is hot! Whoa, why has John got his pants off? I didn't realise we were having a European Sauna, but don't worry i'm cool.
by Zac A October 26, 2006
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European Extreme

A game mode that takes years to beat
A. After 3 years I have beaten Metal Gear Solid on European Extreme
B.Good job now beat Metal Gear Solid 2
by AcethefaceofUD May 1, 2015
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European handbag

A sex position where the girl wraps her arms around the guy's neck in a strap like way then swings her hips to the front
Girl: What sex position do you want to try now?
Guy: Let's do the European handbag
by pablo525 November 17, 2010
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