singularity curse

the curse of being single forever.

No girls like Nick. Nobody will ever date him. He has the singularity curse.

by Ecnev November 21, 2019

the cursed cumstain

after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.

bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing

guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."

guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.

guy 1: it still counts...it was evil

by mascow July 26, 2016

Curse exaggeration

When some one turns a story they heard into the most dirty thing ever basically adding a bunch of curse words to a sentence making it somewhat more interesting

John: tell Sarah that I have her pen

Josh: k hey Sarah John has your fucking pen and if your bitch ass wants it back you have to fuck him you bitch
Sarah: liar I know that was curse exaggeration

by Xbix222 August 1, 2011

workingman's curse

It is a condition that causes one to wake up before the alarm clock 7 days a week regardless if one has to work that day or not.
Cure:
Retirement.

I've been working for 8 hours/ 5 days a week for so long my internal clock has gotten the workingman's curse. I go out and party late Friday and Saturday and I still wake at 6:30 am on Saturday and Sunday, just like M-F.

by Sleepyheads May 19, 2014

The Priddy Curse

Any words that come out of Ben Priddy's facehole are automatically attached with a curse that jinks the subject, in turn, producing the opposite outcome.

A week before this year's NBA Finals, Ben Priddy said: I, Ben Priddy, declare and guarantee that the Celtics will win the NBA Championship in 2010 ... (with this statement, he unleashed The Priddy Curse upon the Celtics and guaranteed victory for the Lakers)

by digitalpimpx13 June 27, 2010

Cursed Moonstone

An American Transmale Tik Toker, who specializes in Markiplier ego Cosplays and comedic skits.

Tik Tok @CursedMoonstone

Do you follow Cursed Moonstone on Tik Tok?

by CursedMoonstone March 14, 2021

curse of the mexican

When you've been outlawed from sex by the opposite gender you start to think everyone is hot

Bob: that girls is fine!
Steve: dude! look at her she's a troll
Bob: really
Steve: yes, how longs it been Bob
Bob: too long
Steve: you have the curse of the mexican bob
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by stealth reaper March 9, 2012