topical cream

A cream that is put on top of things. Usualy to cure a rash.

I used topical to treat my jock rash

by Big_T September 30, 2003

creaming the pasty

Creaming the pasty is when you commence an action that your anal hole obtrudes solid excretory product, evacuated from the bowels. Then the dark steaming night soil lacerates the bowl, then the reservoir douses the droppings in liquid prevailing the night soil to be liquified in a rancid bath of micturate and diddly squat.

*in History class*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*

by muph October 12, 2021

Cream Scheme

1. A systematic plan or course of action (scheme) to acquire money (cream). Everyone has a Cream Scheme because everyone has some sort of plan to acquire what they need to survive and thrive in the world. Whether a person is a street hustler, a 9-to-5 professional, or a CEO, they have a Cream Scheme.

2. An apparel brand founded in 2013 that speaks to the reality detailed above. Cream Scheme encourages hard work, entrepreneurship, and critical thinking as it subverts dominant narratives of what is and what isn't legitimate in terms of careers and professions.

Whether you are Mark Zuckerberg, Jamie Dimon, Pablo Escobar, Nino Brown, or Johnny from around the corner, you have a Cream Scheme.

by JFocus September 25, 2014

Crispy cream

Crispy cream: to cum on her sunburned back, ass, or tits

Bro when we got back from the beach I crispy creamed all over her burnt ass. Who needs aloe?

by Beeeeeaaaach May 3, 2020

cream spot

The sexiest spot on a girl to let your semen land.

If she has a pretty face and you want to ejaculate on it that is the cream spot. If she has a sexy back that is the cream spot.

"Her boobs are my cream spot."

by Blu dood January 22, 2009

cream and the clear

The physical contents of steroids. The cream is applied to the body and the clear refers to the liquid injected into the backside.

Jose Canseco used the cream and the clear

by D-For May 13, 2005

Cream of sumyunguy

Noun: It sounds like a chinese dish, but actually is the jizz of a young man usually between the ages of 17 and 26.
It is supposed to sound like "Cream of some young guy"

I see that ho is going out wit another dude. Yea she is probably gonna get the cream of sumyunguy.

by Wang hung low April 22, 2008