the est clause

By adding EST to any word, increases the level of severity of the word, even if the word already has one EST on it, it can be added an indefinite number of times.
Michael you are the dumbest person alive. Oh yeah chris? Well you are the dumbestEST person alive. - the est clause
by H. S. R. July 28, 2008
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The Mockingbird Clause

Grants anyone the ability to use the n-word as long as the person saying it was quoting a sentence which uses the n-word. Based on the book "To Kill a Mockingbird" in which the n-word would be quoted by any student reading the book to the class and not necessarily used in a hateful manner. This also applies to singing songs.
Student: Teacher! He said a bad word!

Teacher: He was just reading the book, why would I punish him? The Mockingbird Clause absolves him of any wrongdoing.
by Rob98000 July 08, 2024
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feel the clause

When you feel like santa clause, very happy and cheerfull
Man, I feel the clause right now.
by Happyclause March 11, 2014
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[claused]

falling off a bicycle at high speed and losing the vast majority of your teeth in the incident, thus making you the object of ridicule, and possibly desire amongst fellow toothless citizens. Applies specifically to the Dutch.
"Awww man, Bill fell off his bike and lost all his teeth after getting smacked by a car!"

"Shit, he got claused real bad!"
by Snazzzzz August 11, 2008
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the boyfriend clause

a sex clause in which girls do not have intercourse with anyone who is not there boyfriend. This clause was created by virgins to protect their feelings from boys who are trying to take their virginity.
boi: hi would you like to have sex?

gurl: sorry I believe in the boyfriend clause

boi: :(
by pussypills May 24, 2014
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Slayage Clause

This is defined by a moment in which a person has exuded so much slay in the action, that they must've been legally obligated to do it.
"Theresa definitely enacted the slayage clause when she told Allison that having a baby shower at the school wasn't cost-effective, but just trashy."
by ethanmarielynn November 06, 2022
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the cooper temple clause

the best band to ever grace this earth.
didz hammond , ben gautrey , kieran mahon , tom bellamy , dan fisher . jon harper

i think they are really cool and should reunite.

they never made a bad song , thats so iconic of them
person 1: "hey what are you listening to? that might be the best song i've ever heard in my life"
person 2: "oh i'm listening to the cooper temple clause, they're so great"
by the cooper temple clause fan February 01, 2021
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