by naomithehomie June 15, 2019
Get the weenmug. by Clydexmusic May 13, 2022
Get the squeezing weenmug. by Miacat123 May 20, 2019
Get the Lil Weenmug. 
When you randomly DM someone with a image/gif of wiener dogs, sometimes accompanied by the message, “SURPRISE WEENS”
Not to be confused with sending random people dick pics (ya pervert)
Not to be confused with sending random people dick pics (ya pervert)
Timbo: Huh, Jimothy sent me a message.
Jimothy: SURPRISE WEENS
Timbo: Aw those are some beautiful wieners
Jimothy: SURPRISE WEENS
Timbo: Aw those are some beautiful wieners
by ChuckChuckGoof November 15, 2025
Get the SURPRISE WEENSmug. (This is written by a woman)
A ween crisis happens, in a mostly, or all-female, heteronormative environment; unless the main store manager is asexual. There will come a time where your straight female store manager will find a new man. She can either handle this professionally (you have no idea who this man is and her personal life comes up once or twice, but that’s it) or she can handle this in the form of a ween crisis. (The man shows up at the job, she takes off for him frequently or slacks off at work, or a whole host of other things.) This can be demoralizing for the rest of the group, who now think they don’t have to do anything cause the store manager is slacking off. The ween crisis is a result of letting your sex life come before your work life, and it affects your whole team.
A ween crisis happens, in a mostly, or all-female, heteronormative environment; unless the main store manager is asexual. There will come a time where your straight female store manager will find a new man. She can either handle this professionally (you have no idea who this man is and her personal life comes up once or twice, but that’s it) or she can handle this in the form of a ween crisis. (The man shows up at the job, she takes off for him frequently or slacks off at work, or a whole host of other things.) This can be demoralizing for the rest of the group, who now think they don’t have to do anything cause the store manager is slacking off. The ween crisis is a result of letting your sex life come before your work life, and it affects your whole team.
Regional manager 1: Why is insert store location here doing so poorly this quarter?
Regional manager 2: It appears this store is in a ween crisis.
Regional manager 2: It appears this store is in a ween crisis.
by crazyastrogirl May 13, 2024
Get the ween crisismug.