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Wal-mart

A place where poor people and white trash shop.
"We're going to hang out at wal-mart, billy bob, wanna join us?
by kim December 15, 2003
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wal-mart

the store where I get 100% off on everything that fits under my shirt. Also a place to steal/buy censored music and low alcohol content beverages such as wine, beer, and bitch beer. hell yeah. They also sell nascar shirts which are popular with fat nascar fans!
lets go steal some more stuff from wal-mart!

Lets go to wal mart and buy the new ludacris cd and get some wine and get drunk and drive to Alaska!

BIG TIME RACE FAN (a shirt commonly sold at wal-mart and even more commonly wore by fat nascar fans)
by Seth aka GOD August 27, 2006
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wal-mart

a place i would never be caught at... it is run by dumb rich pricks that need to take a pike and shuve it up their ass
wal-mart sucks
walmart takes it up the ass
by fuckamuckafuck April 16, 2006
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Wal-Mart

1) Retail establishment, AKA Sprawl-Mart, that represents the worst of American capitalist society and values: Mindless consumerism, quanitity over quality, the shrinking middle class, dead-end service-sector employment, anti-unionism, trade deficits, blind patriotism, racism, illiteracy, obesity, and tilt-up suburban sprawl.

2) A major donor to George W. Bush and the Republican Party, whose policies in turn create more Wal-Mart customers by offshoring good-paying union jobs.

3) Its very presence in a city identifies that city as an epicenter of lowlife inbreds or as adjacent to one.

4) Place where people of the middle class go to buy toilet paper and cat litter.
"Today I went to Wal-Mart to buy White Rain shampoo, diapers, Hamburger Helper and Marlboro Reds. Then I watched Fox News and voted for Dubya"

"Last month I was let go from our town's family-owned hardware store. Yesterday I learned they are going out of business on account of the new Wal-Mart."
by Bertha Ventation April 25, 2007
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Wal Martini

A cheap cocktail to recover from a shopping spree at Wal Mart.
"Three hours of shopping is enough...I'm ready for a Wal Martini cocktail."

"Let's have a Wal Martini party!"

After a day of shopping, surprise your friends with a cheap Wal Martini.
by Jay Critchley February 13, 2006
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wal*mart

The store where you go to buy products cheap and easy
i went to wal*mart today and bought 12 cans of spraypaint for 89 cents
by 5-STAR www.thestickerguru.tk October 1, 2003
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Wal-mart

a place to get kewl smily face stickers when u walk in, also a really really fast place to get kicked out of!! :)
ME: "check out mah fly ass walmart stickers doods,
mah friends: shits doods we needa go to walmart!
by Th3«F®åGîL3» August 28, 2003
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