Joe: What on earth is that? It's like half a bikini??
Josh: What a lovely moob patch you have!
Jack: Why thank you!
Josh: (eyes wide open in excitement) Oh my god I want one!
Josh: What a lovely moob patch you have!
Jack: Why thank you!
Josh: (eyes wide open in excitement) Oh my god I want one!
by CockWattle September 19, 2012
Get the Moob Patchmug. by Petrified slug August 31, 2019
Get the Scabbage patchmug. That little spot, on the carpet of your vehicle, between the seat and the door, for planting those tenacious nose blockers that won't flick off your finger
After hanging his finger out the window, at 60 miles per hour, the nose clogger just wouldn't leave John's digit, so he planted it in the "booger patch"!
by CreekGuy April 26, 2011
Get the Booger Patchmug. The area around a woman’s nipple, which is colored differently from the surrounding area, that can be chewed on while one is sucking on her nipple. AKA the areola.
Did you see the size of the chew patch on her, they were bigger than the flapjacks I had for breakfast this morning?
by ChiefHungLo August 20, 2014
Get the chew patchmug. by Shrekiskek March 8, 2018
Get the Pumpkin Patchmug. A woman who will do just about anything (fucking, sucking, cleaning, be a house mouse, licking your boots, etc.) to date a "patchholder." (members of a motorcycle club (MC)). Will do anything the man or MC wants. Looking to score a steady boyfriend ("old man") but rarely happens cause everyone knows she is a patch licker. She hangs around only for the status of being seen with a badass patchholder and/or MC.
Dude: Man, that chick is hot! Check her out.
Patch holder: She's a patch licker. Good for a one nighter, not old lady material. But on the upside, she will do anything you want.
Patch holder: She's a patch licker. Good for a one nighter, not old lady material. But on the upside, she will do anything you want.
by OneRide October 20, 2012
Get the Patch lickermug. by Jigglypuff10 December 28, 2008
Get the Meat Patchmug.